超冷的英語冷笑話閱讀
這個世界就是一個笑話，以至于讓人樂極生悲。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享超冷的英語冷笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
超冷的英語冷笑話：什么也沒留下
Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"
布朗太太要外出一天。她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒人，請不要留下任何東西!”
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!”
超冷的英語冷笑話：好客
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。
客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
超冷的英語冷笑話：Like which bird best
In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
超冷的英語冷笑話：改錯別句
Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
超冷的英語冷笑話：Undying love
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
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