關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)大全
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)大全
凡對(duì)于以真話(huà)為笑話(huà)的，以笑話(huà)為真話(huà)的，以笑話(huà)為笑話(huà)的，只有一個(gè)方法：就是不說(shuō)話(huà)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)：神奇的嬰兒A magical baby
A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week?
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)：Go to the zoo
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)：Not only... but also...
Student: My mom is not only fat but also thin, not only tall but also short.
Teacher: Is your mom "transformer"?
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)：Gorilla nostrils
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
關(guān)于經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)冷笑話(huà)：Who jumps higher
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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