有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來(lái)達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。本文是有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：走動(dòng)的經(jīng)濟(jì)體
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：全世界最傻的小孩The dumbest kid
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：不是談生意的好時(shí)機(jī)
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
注：float可以表示“(公司或企業(yè))發(fā)行(股票)上市”。
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：高昂的律師費(fèi)Lawyer fee
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is.
"I charge for three questions," the lawyer says.
"That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks.
"Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"
有關(guān)四年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：遲到Late for work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8:30!"
He replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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