簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯
英語笑話除了可以讓我們開懷大笑以外，我們還可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Your Coat Is on Fire
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.
The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"
您的大衣著火了
老師為了讓學(xué)生記住先思考后發(fā)言，告訴他們?cè)谡f出重要事情之前先數(shù)到50，如果是特別重要的事情，要先數(shù)到100。 第二天，當(dāng)老師背靠著火爐講課時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)好幾個(gè)學(xué)生的嘴唇在很快地不停地動(dòng)。突然，全班學(xué)生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老師，您的大衣著火了!”
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." was the answer.
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對(duì)他旁邊的男士批評(píng)道：
“多難聽的嗓音!”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎?”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，請(qǐng)你原諒。”客人說，“當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯：An Ugly Woman
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
丑女
麥克：一次舞會(huì)上，當(dāng)大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時(shí)，她非常尷尬。
瑪麗：為什么會(huì)那樣呢?
麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯：Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying?
母雞的腿
兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢?
父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長(zhǎng)，它們下蛋的時(shí)候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了?
簡(jiǎn)單英語笑話故事帶翻譯：A Question
Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?
Student: What's the name of this course?
一個(gè)問題
教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎?
學(xué)生：考試科目的名稱是什么?
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