簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Estate goes to widow
A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Toothbrush
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Mississippi.
If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：I.D.
A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,
"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Southern Zoo
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "arecipe."
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Fairytale
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I was just..."
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Miss America Pageant
For the first time the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television.
It was on cable TV on the Country Music Channel.
You could really tell. Like three of the finalist said that their life’s goal was to be the first to marry outside of their family.
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：After the divorce
A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話：Relative humidity
What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity
看了“簡(jiǎn)單超短的英語(yǔ)笑話”后，學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享“Letter home”!
Letter home
(Now at Camp Pendleton, San Diego, Marine Corps Recruit Training)
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are too. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer that the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but I am getting so I like to sleep late.
Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. Nohogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay... practically nothing.
Men got to shave but it's not so bad... there's warm water.
Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food.
Tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you 'til noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.
]Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
The country is nice but awful flat. The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.
This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy.
It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for thatTug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.
Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join up before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding on in.
Your loving daughter,
Alice
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