關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
笑話(huà)是一種頗受人們喜愛(ài)的民間敘事類(lèi)型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。但長(zhǎng)期以來(lái)它卻一直被學(xué)界視為不登大雅之堂的小眾,致使研究成果相對(duì)薄弱。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Skunk
"We have a skunk(臭鼬) in the basement," shrieked(尖叫) the caller to the police dispatcher(警察調(diào)度員) . "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs(面包碎屑) ," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：The value of a second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll(漫步，閑逛) with her babies when she spotted a catcrouched(蹲伏，蜷縮) behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：A lonely frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic(靈媒，巫師) Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks(呱呱叫) .
"No," says the psychic, "In biology class."
關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Three Turtles 三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門(mén)口，就下起雨來(lái)。于是最大的那只烏龜對(duì)最小的烏龜說(shuō)，“回家去取傘吧。”
最小的烏龜說(shuō)，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”
“我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說(shuō)。
兩年后，大烏龜對(duì)中烏龜說(shuō)，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來(lái)了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時(shí)，一個(gè)聲音從門(mén)外傳來(lái)，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”
關(guān)于超好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Kangaroos and the Cage 袋鼠與籠子
One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large(詳盡的，未被捕的) and they again raised the cage to three meters.
Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about(著手做，四處走動(dòng)) . They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.
Later a giraffe(長(zhǎng)頸鹿) , while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, "Do you think they will go on raising your cage?"
"Hard to say," said a kangaroo, "if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door."
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