笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛。本文是短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!

　　短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯：When do people talk least?

　　Student A: When do people talk least?

　　Student B: In February.

　　Student A: Why?

　　Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

　　學生甲：人們什么時候說話最少?

　　學生甲：人們在什么時候說話最少?

　　學生乙：在二月。

　　學生甲：為什么呢?

　　學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。

　　短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯：One Engine Left

　　A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

　　Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

　　At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

　　一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：“旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。”

　　過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：“各位，你們猜怎么啦?我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。”

　　正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：“看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們整夜都要待在天上了。”

　　短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯：Receipt

　　At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, "What am I supposed to do with this?" The clerk advised him, "Keep it. When you get four of these, you get a bicycle!" By that time, he wouldn't be allowed to drive a car!

　　在交通裁決所的辦公室里，一位辦事員開了一張收據給一名剛繳完罰款的汽車駕駛人，這個人可能是因為超速而受罰，他發(fā)牢騷地說：“ 我要怎么處理這張收據?”辦事員建議道：“保留起來，等拿到四張收據時，你就會有一部腳踏車了!”因為那時候他就不能再開車了!

　　短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯：Thirteen and Fourteen

　　A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someonepokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting "Fourteen! Fourteen!"

　　一個人路過瘋人院，聽見里面的病人正在一起高喊，“十三!十三!”這人感到很奇怪，碰巧發(fā)現柵欄上有一個洞，他附身朝里面看，這時突然有一個人從里面伸出手指戳中了他的眼睛。于是瘋人院里所有人開始一起高喊，“十四!十四!”

　　短一點的英語笑話帶翻譯：Who is talking

　　An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"

　　There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, "Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? What's up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right?

　　So the general shouts at the top of his voice, "Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up!"

　　Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, "Who is it? Who's speaking?".

　　The general said, "I'm the General, Commander in Chief of your unit."

　　There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, "Do you recognize who's speaking to you also?"

　　The general said, "No, who are you?" The soldier said, "Oh, very lucky for me that you didn't! Good bye!"

　　有一位將軍，打電話到另一個地方給他下屬的一個單位，要和某個人通話，他說：“喂!”

　　在電話另一端的是一個士官之類的人，他聽不出這位總司令的聲音，他說：“喂，你好嗎?發(fā)生了什么事啊?我們找時間一起出去喝酒吧!”

　　這個將軍在電話里拉開嗓門大吼：“你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?住嘴!”突然間，電話的另一端安靜了好長一段時間，然后才聽到士兵開口問：“是誰在說話?”

　　將軍說：“我是你們單位的總司令。”

　　又是一個更長的沉默，然后另一端說話了：“你聽得出是誰在跟你說話嗎?”將軍說：“不知道，你是誰?”

　　這名士兵說：“喔，你不知道，我太幸運了，再見!”

　　
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