五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
幽默笑話是一種十分常見的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，在日常生活中，它無(wú)處不在，起著十分重要的作用。本文是五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Anything Breakable
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Two kinds of people in the world
"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Lead us not into temptation
A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us ourtrespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Good news and bad news
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Energy efficient vehicle
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇六
We're not reducing the prices 我們不會(huì)降價(jià)
At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didn't have enough money to pay for all the goods. In desperation I emptied all the items onto the floor and kneeing down, began to add up the prices.
Just then a young supervisor strolled over, bent down and whispered confidentially, "It doesn't matter how hard you pray, sister. We're not reducing the prices."
在我們修道院附近的超市，我急急忙忙地裝了滿滿一推車的東西。突然之間，我有了一種不安的感覺：我?guī)У腻X可能不足以支付所有的商品。無(wú)可奈何之下，我把所有的東西都擺在地板上，跪下來(lái)開始把所有東西的價(jià)格加在一起。
正在此時(shí)，一個(gè)年輕的超市管理員走了過(guò)來(lái)。他彎下腰，對(duì)我耳語(yǔ)道：“修女，無(wú)論你怎么費(fèi)勁祈禱，我們現(xiàn)在都不會(huì)降價(jià)。”
五年級(jí)好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇七
Sales
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.
It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbour, "Father, surely you can do something about this."
To which the Pope replied, "Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management."
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