初一英語(yǔ)笑話大全
初一英語(yǔ)笑話大全
日常生活中，語(yǔ)言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語(yǔ)言層面上，笑話是幽默的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)。它是一種常見(jiàn)的幽默傳達(dá)方式。本文是初一英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
初一英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
always thirsty 總感到口渴
"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)：“我動(dòng)了一次手術(shù)，手術(shù)后醫(yī)生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體里了。”
"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說(shuō)道：“你覺(jué)得疼嗎?”
"no, but i am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
初一英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
My First and My Last
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to
fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of
tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take
Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane
several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all
kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and
he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you
very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
第一次與最后一次
喬治35歲時(shí)買了架小型飛機(jī)，并開(kāi)始學(xué)習(xí)駕駛。不久，他就能很嫻熟地駕機(jī)
做各種各樣的特技飛行了。
喬治有個(gè)朋友名叫馬克。一天，喬治主動(dòng)邀請(qǐng)馬克乘他的飛機(jī)上天兜一圈。
馬克心想，“我乘大客機(jī)飛行過(guò)好幾次，還從來(lái)沒(méi)有乘過(guò)小飛機(jī)，我不妨試一試
。”
升空后，喬治飛了有半個(gè)小時(shí)，在空中做了各種各樣的飛行特技。
后來(lái)他們著陸了。馬克很高興能夠安全返回地面。他用顫抖的聲音對(duì)他的朋
友說(shuō)：“喬治，非常感謝你讓我乘小飛機(jī)做了兩次飛行。”
喬治非常吃驚地問(wèn)：“兩次飛行?”
“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”馬克答道。
初一英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
First Flight
Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."
第一次坐飛機(jī)
約翰遜先生從前未乘過(guò)飛機(jī)，他讀過(guò)許多關(guān)于飛行事故的報(bào)道。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請(qǐng)他乘自己的小飛機(jī)飛行時(shí)，約翰遜先生非常擔(dān)心，不敢接受。不過(guò)，由于朋友不斷保證說(shuō)飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說(shuō)服了，登上了飛機(jī)。
他的朋友啟動(dòng)引擎開(kāi)始在機(jī)場(chǎng)跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽(tīng)說(shuō)飛行中最危險(xiǎn)的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。
過(guò)了一兩分鐘，他睜開(kāi)雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對(duì)朋友說(shuō)道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來(lái)就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是?”
“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上。”
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