高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯大全
英語(yǔ)笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運(yùn)用得當(dāng),可以成為英語(yǔ)教師有力的教學(xué)工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學(xué)的良好作用。本文是高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇一
A precocious boy 早慧的小男孩
A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Children".
"Oh, my god," exclaimed his mother in astonishment. "What are you doing with a book like that?"
"Oh, " replied the precocious(早熟的) boy, "I want to see if I'm being brought up properly."
一個(gè)早慧的小男孩有一天從公共圖書館回家時(shí)帶回一本書，書名是《對(duì)兒童的照料和管理》。
他的母親驚訝得大叫道：“啊，我的天哪!你要這樣的書干什么呢?”
這個(gè)早慧的孩子回答說(shuō)：“哦，我想看看我是否是在受到正確的教養(yǎng)。”
高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇二
What do I get? 我能得到什么?
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?
湯米：漢堡。
高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇三
Micro-parents forum 微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)
Son: "Dad, are you available on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What ah?"
Son: "The school want parents to have a mini-parents forum!"
Dad: "What is micro-parents forum?"
Son: "It's only a class teacher, you and I participate in!"
兒子：“爸爸，星期五下午您有空嗎?”
爸爸：“什么事啊?”
兒子：“學(xué)校要開(kāi)微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)!”
爸爸：“什么叫微型家長(zhǎng)座談會(huì)?”
兒子：“就是只有班主任，你和我參加!”
高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇四
A garbage collector 垃圾收集工
John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.
He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible. His father and mother were both doctors and they hoped that he would become one, too, when he grew up, but one day Lohn said to his mother, "When I finish school, I want to become a garbage collector."
"A garbage collector?" his mother asked. She was very surprised. "That's not a very pleasant job. Why do you want to become a garbage collector?"
"Because then I'd only have to work one day a week," Lohn answered.
"Only one day a week?" his mother said. "What do you mean?"
"Well," John answered, "I know that the ones who come to our house only work on Wednesday, because I only see them on that day."
約翰10歲了，是一個(gè)非常懶的男孩子。
當(dāng)然他必須去上學(xué)，但他厭煩學(xué)校，并盡可能地少做功課。他父母親兩人都是醫(yī)生，他們兩人都希望當(dāng)他長(zhǎng)大后也當(dāng)個(gè)醫(yī)生，但有一天，約翰對(duì)他母親說(shuō)，“我上完學(xué)，我想當(dāng)個(gè)垃圾收集工。”
“垃圾收集工?” 他母親問(wèn)道。他母親非常吃驚。“那可不是一件令人愉快的工作。你為什么想當(dāng)一個(gè)垃圾收集工呢?”
“因?yàn)榈綍r(shí)候我只需一周工作一天，” 約翰回答說(shuō)。
“一周只工作一天?” 他母親說(shuō)。“你是什么意思?”
“嗯，” 約翰回答說(shuō)，“我知道來(lái)我們家的那些人只在星期三上班，因?yàn)槲抑辉谛瞧谌匆?jiàn)他們。”
高中英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇五
The remaining sheep 剩下的羊
The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be left?"
"None," called out little Mac. The teacher said: "I am surprised that you can't count correctly. I know that you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now."
Little Mac said: "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumped, the rest will follow it to do the same."
老師說(shuō)：“如果牧羊人把20只羊放到牧場(chǎng)上去吃草，有5只羊跳出了圍欄，還會(huì)剩下多少只?”
小麥克大聲回答說(shuō)：“一只都沒(méi)有。”老師說(shuō)：“我很驚訝，你竟然不會(huì)算數(shù)。我知道你的算術(shù)很好的，現(xiàn)在竟會(huì)出錯(cuò)。”
小麥克說(shuō)：“老師，你懂算術(shù)，但你不了解羊。英語(yǔ)小故事我知道，若是有一只羊跳了出去，其余的就會(huì)跟著她跳出去。”
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