英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的
日常生活中，語(yǔ)言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語(yǔ)言層面上，笑話是幽默的語(yǔ)言表達(dá)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的篇一
向老外借錢發(fā)音不準(zhǔn)所鬧的笑話
上午10點(diǎn)，coffee break. 由于早上沒(méi)吃早飯，肚子有點(diǎn)餓。來(lái)到lunch room, 便想從 售貨機(jī)里買包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饑。掏出錢包一看，錢包里只有一個(gè)quarter (老婆真夠可以的)，心想，這下慘了, 又不能刷卡。
看到同一辦公室的老美同事Stephen (65歲左右)正坐在那里喝咖啡，于是便沖他喊道 ：“Stephen, do you have a dollar?”
Stephen: I have three.
Me: One is enough.
Stephen: Too late.
Me : ??? (Too late? 他花了?還是他不愿意借?老美真夠小氣的，一塊錢都不愿意借)。
沒(méi)辦法，只好又到另一個(gè)辦公室找一中國(guó)人借了一塊錢。
回到售貨機(jī)旁，剛想把錢塞進(jìn)去，Stephen 走了過(guò)來(lái)：“Oh, I thought you were asking for my daughter”.
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的篇二
蘇格蘭人和售票員
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.
一個(gè)蘇格蘭人拎著一個(gè)很大的箱子，在開(kāi)往倫敦的公交車上，這輛車已經(jīng)行駛了五英里了。他時(shí)刻都想著避開(kāi)售票員逃票。
Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up: "You've been on for five miles一that’ll be 50 pennies, please, and 10 pennies for your suitcase.”
后來(lái)售票員還是發(fā)現(xiàn)了他，叫他補(bǔ)票。“你已經(jīng)坐了五英里了，5O便士，你的箱子還要交10便士。”
The Scotsman responds: "I haven’t, I want to have a penny fare，just got on this very moment.” They begin to argue, and the ticket collector become more and more enraged and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs the Scotsman’s suitcase, and hurls it out of the bus.
那個(gè)蘇格蘭人答道:“我沒(méi)有，我剛剛才上來(lái)，我想只掏一便士的車錢。”于是他們開(kāi)始吵了起來(lái)，售票員越聽(tīng)越生氣。最后當(dāng)車子行駛到倫敦大橋時(shí)他抓起蘇格蘭人的那個(gè)大箱子順著車窗扔了出去。
It lands in the river and sinks without a trace. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, "Not only are you treat to overcharge me for the ticket一but now you're gone a drowned my boy Jenny.”
箱子掉進(jìn)了河里沉了下去。那個(gè)蘇格蘭人在那里怔了片刻，然后對(duì)售票員說(shuō):“你不但想超收我的車錢，還淹死了我的兒子強(qiáng)尼。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯的篇三
多少錢?
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”
冬天就要來(lái)了，荷曼太太想采購(gòu)一大堆的東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ嗽S多家商店，荷曼太太買了很多很多東西。她經(jīng)常停下腳步說(shuō):“看，喬伊!那個(gè)多漂亮!”
He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.
他總是回答:“好吧!親愛(ài)的，多少錢?”然后掏錢去付款。
It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”
他們從最后一家商店出來(lái)的時(shí)候夜幕已降臨，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力盡了，他心想著其他事情，比如，在家里暖暖的火爐邊喝著美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說(shuō)道:“看，喬伊，多么美的月亮啊!”
Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”
荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，親愛(ài)的，多少錢?”
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