最短的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的最短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
你是下一個(gè)You're nextYou're next
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next."
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
誰(shuí)跳得更高Who jumps higherWho jumps higher
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
The secret for a long happy life
A woman said to an old man. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing. How old are you?"
"26."
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Why are hen's legs so short?
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Which part?
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇六
Which machine can I use
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied: "Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"
最短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇七
One dollar
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
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