最簡短的英語笑話閱讀
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀
幽默是日常生活中常見的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂節(jié)目中。日常生活中，語言是人們相互交流的基本工具，因此，很大一部分幽默效果都反映在語言層面上，笑話是幽默的語言表達(dá)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的最簡短的英語笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀篇一
how did you make your fortune?
你是怎么發(fā)財(cái)?shù)?
i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.
我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。
how did that help?
那有什么用?
now he has the experience and i the money.
現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢。
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀篇二
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
新西蘭的氣候
老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?
馬修：先生，那里的天氣很冷。
老師：錯(cuò)了。
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀篇三
My Sister's Fingers
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail.
我妹妹的手指頭
老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?
凱溫：對(duì)不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個(gè)手指頭。
老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀篇四
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音樂
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時(shí)候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
最簡短的英語笑話閱讀篇五
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復(fù)數(shù)形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
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