關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話
笑話是民族文化及社會(huì)生活中不可缺少的一環(huán),從古至今都擁有廣大的受眾,深受人們喜愛(ài)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”
在天堂里,亞當(dāng)對(duì)上帝說(shuō):”我太寂寞了,我須要一個(gè)人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個(gè)完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無(wú)怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亞當(dāng)說(shuō)道.”但是,要做出這么一個(gè)完美的女士,我須要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿.”
“噢,那代價(jià)太大了!”想了一會(huì),亞當(dāng)接著問(wèn):” 一根肋骨怎么樣?”
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說(shuō)：may i go to the toilet?
老師說(shuō)：go ahead. 小明就坐了下來(lái)。
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說(shuō)：may i go to the toilet?
老師說(shuō)：go ahead.
小明又坐了下來(lái)。他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問(wèn)：你不是跟老師說(shuō)要上廁所嗎?怎么不去?
小明說(shuō)：你沒(méi)聽(tīng)老師說(shuō)“去你個(gè)頭”啊!
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
一對(duì)熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒(méi)有安全感，于是對(duì)著男友說(shuō)：“say i love you!! say
it! say it! say it!”
男的答道：“it!
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