有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯
冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,它輕松詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕松的情趣,它一出現(xiàn)便受到了大多數(shù)人的喜愛(ài)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇一
A Question 一個(gè)問(wèn)題
Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course?
教授：在開(kāi)始考試之前，還有什么問(wèn)題嗎? 學(xué)生：考試科目的名稱是什么?
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇二
I also have Bania blood in my body
A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.
Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery. Bania was more than happy to donatedblood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.
Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.
富有的薩達(dá)爾需要血液來(lái)完成他的心臟手術(shù)，他從貧窮的巴尼亞那里得到了血液。薩達(dá)爾給了他5000000美元作為報(bào)酬。
當(dāng)薩達(dá)爾再次需要手術(shù)的時(shí)候，巴尼亞更是愿意捐獻(xiàn)血液。這個(gè)時(shí)候，薩達(dá)只是給了他一個(gè)巧克力。巴尼亞問(wèn)原因。
薩達(dá)爾：我身體現(xiàn)在也有巴尼亞的血液了。
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇三
Alexander the Great 亞歷山大大帝
Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation(背誦，朗誦) , and the doctor, somewhat nettled(刺激，惹惱) , said: Landon, you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject. You seem to lack ambition. Why, at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world.
Yes, said Landon, he couldn't help it, for you will recall the fact, doctor, that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher.
蘭登作了一次不成功的朗誦。老師有點(diǎn)不悅，對(duì)他說(shuō)道：蘭登，你在這門(mén)課上好像進(jìn)步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亞歷山大大帝在你這個(gè)年齡可已經(jīng)征服了半個(gè)世界。
是啊，蘭登說(shuō)，他沒(méi)法不那樣。博士先生，您回想一下史實(shí)，亞歷山大大帝有亞里士多德做他的老師。
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇四
Saving Lives 救人
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?
To save lives. The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted. It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.
在圣路易斯的一所醫(yī)學(xué)院預(yù)科大學(xué)，學(xué)生必須修一門(mén)很難的物理課。一天，教授正在探討一個(gè)特別復(fù)雜的概念，一個(gè)學(xué)生粗魯?shù)卮驍嗨脑?，?wèn)道：為什么我們一定要學(xué)這種東西?
為了救人。教授很快回答，繼續(xù)講課。幾分鐘后，那個(gè)學(xué)生再次大聲堅(jiān)持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通?？梢园涯氵@種笨蛋趕出醫(yī)學(xué)院。
有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇五
Ashamed Soldier 慚愧的士兵
Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.
One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!
Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?
He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.
彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個(gè)月的學(xué)習(xí)以成為一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射擊不行。
一天他和伙伴們練習(xí)射擊，除了彼得其他人都沒(méi)有問(wèn)題。他射了九次，一次也沒(méi)有命中目標(biāo)。這時(shí)，教新兵射擊的教官說(shuō)：彼得，你看來(lái)是沒(méi)希望了，不要連最后一發(fā)子彈都浪費(fèi)掉!去那堵墻后面用它向自己打一槍吧。
彼得感到非常慚愧。他走到那堵墻后面。幾分鐘后，教官和新兵們聽(tīng)到一聲槍響。
上帝!教官叫起來(lái)，難道那個(gè)笨蛋真的朝自己開(kāi)槍了?
他急忙跑到那堵墻后面，發(fā)現(xiàn)彼得安然無(wú)恙。對(duì)不起，長(zhǎng)官，他說(shuō)，我還是沒(méi)有命中。
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