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超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話(huà)篇一
Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對(duì)年輕的夫婦對(duì)于他們四歲的兒子仍然不會(huì)說(shuō)話(huà)這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專(zhuān)家，但是醫(yī)生們找不出任何不正常的地方。
之后有一天早上，這個(gè)男孩突然說(shuō)道：“媽媽?zhuān)姘胶恕?rdquo;
“你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什么要我們等這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?”
“嗯，直到現(xiàn)在，”男孩說(shuō)，“每件事都很正常啊。”
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話(huà)篇二
賣(mài)瓦盆的小販
A peddler(小販) sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.
Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments without extra trouble intopaddy fiel(稻田) , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily:" How the deuce can you throw them into my field? They'll impede(阻礙) my growing crops!"
The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."
一個(gè)小販在路邊賣(mài)瓦盆，他一邊敲一邊唱：“瓦盆圓又圓，結(jié)實(shí)又好看，光聽(tīng)這聲音，就知不一般。”敲著敲著，“啪啦”一聲，把盆敲爛了。
圍觀的人一陣哄笑。他順手把碎片扔進(jìn)了稻田里，誰(shuí)知人群中一個(gè)老農(nóng)不干了：“你怎么能往我地里扔?這不影響我種田嗎?”
賣(mài)瓦盆的小販連忙辯解：“不要緊，瓦片見(jiàn)水一會(huì)兒就粉了。”
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話(huà)篇三
We Left Nothing 我們什么也沒(méi)留下
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠奪) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門(mén)，在門(mén)上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒(méi)人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門(mén)被撞開(kāi)，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：謝謝!我們什么也沒(méi)留下!
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話(huà)篇四
Who do you think you are? 你以為你是誰(shuí)?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let himaboard.
It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?
I am the driver. he said.
公共汽車(chē)上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車(chē)時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。
車(chē)上太擠了，他們喊道，你以為你是誰(shuí)?
我是司機(jī)!他說(shuō)。
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話(huà)篇五
Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對(duì)年輕的夫婦對(duì)于他們四歲的兒子仍然不會(huì)說(shuō)話(huà)這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專(zhuān)家，但是醫(yī)生們找不出任何不正常的地方。
之后有一天早上，這個(gè)男孩突然說(shuō)道：“媽媽?zhuān)姘胶恕?rdquo;
“你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什么要我們等這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?”
“嗯，直到現(xiàn)在，”男孩說(shuō)，“每件事都很正常啊。”
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