關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀
笑話作為一種特殊的交際策略，它能夠幫助人們緩解尷尬的氣氛，從而保持和諧的人際關(guān)系。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀篇一
Tomatoes can speak 我們會(huì)說(shuō)話嗎
Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "whereshall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問(wèn)：“我們要去哪里?” 第一顆番茄沒(méi)有回答，第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒(méi)回答，所以第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄終于慢慢轉(zhuǎn)頭說(shuō)：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會(huì)說(shuō)話嗎?”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀篇二
Perhaps Not 為什么沒(méi)有牡蠣
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
顧客：服務(wù)員，我這個(gè)牡蠣燉菜里怎么沒(méi)有牡蠣?
服務(wù)員：是啊，你不會(huì)指望在天使蛋糕里發(fā)現(xiàn)天使吧?
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀篇三
Only One Instance 傻瓜來(lái)信
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaitinghim. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
″I have known many an instance(實(shí)例) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
一個(gè)星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的幾封信。他打開其中一封,發(fā)現(xiàn)信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個(gè)字。
他平靜而認(rèn)真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時(shí)忘了簽名的人,我遇到過(guò)很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到。”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀篇四
Perfect Match 絕配
A wealthy matron(主婦，保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric(古怪的) woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″
″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″
一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩花瓶而深感驕傲,以至于竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調(diào)出這個(gè)底色,但是誰(shuí)也不能令那位古怪的婦女滿意。
最后來(lái)了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調(diào)出那種顏色。那位富婆對(duì)他的成果非常滿意,油漆匠于是一舉成名。
多年以后,他退休了,生意也交給了兒子。“爸爸,”兒子說(shuō)：“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么完美的?”
“兒子,”父親回答說(shuō)：“我漆了花瓶。”
關(guān)于用英語(yǔ)寫一個(gè)笑話閱讀篇五
3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位醫(yī)生在天堂門口
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.
The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.
The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.
The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″
St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″
3位醫(yī)生到了天堂。圣彼得問(wèn)他們，為什么他們能進(jìn)入天堂。
第一個(gè)醫(yī)生回答因?yàn)槲耀@得過(guò)諾貝爾和平獎(jiǎng)。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。
第二個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我沒(méi)得過(guò)什么獎(jiǎng)，但我開設(shè)過(guò)免費(fèi)門診，免費(fèi)治病。圣彼得讓他進(jìn)了天堂。
第三個(gè)醫(yī)生回答我負(fù)責(zé)管理美國(guó)所有的醫(yī)院。
圣彼得思考了一分鐘，說(shuō)，好吧，我讓你進(jìn)去，但你要為自己的安全負(fù)責(zé)!
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