關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯大全
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯大全
言語(yǔ)幽默是一種十分常見(jiàn)的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，在日常生活中，它無(wú)處不在，起著十分重要的作用。作為一種獨(dú)特的娛樂(lè)方式，它能夠幫助人們減輕壓力、放松心情、緩解疲勞，有利于身體健康。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇一
Christmas Service 圣誕節(jié)的禱告
It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.
"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."
"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."
這是一個(gè)寒冷的圣誕節(jié)清晨，霧很重，積雪很厚。只有一名農(nóng)民和牧師設(shè)法到達(dá)教堂做禱告。
牧師說(shuō)：“ 我想今天做禱告是沒(méi)有意義的。”
“我可不這么認(rèn)為。”農(nóng)民說(shuō)，“只要有一只奶牛在喂養(yǎng)時(shí)出現(xiàn)，我仍然喂它。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇二
A Dead Fly 一只死蒼蠅
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅。
服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇三
Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 7 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
一個(gè)人在吹牛，說(shuō)他們國(guó)家得事情是多么不可思議。最后，他開(kāi)始講他的國(guó)家的建筑物有多么高。
“有一個(gè)樓房特別高，我的朋友亞歷克斯用了7小時(shí)才從它上面跌下來(lái)!”
“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友說(shuō)。“當(dāng)然他一定死了!”
“當(dāng)然。他沒(méi)有食物和水達(dá)3天之久!”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇四
Drunken Humour 醉漢的幽默
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：親愛(ài)的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。
丈夫：真的嗎?千萬(wàn)別信一個(gè)醉漢說(shuō)的話，對(duì)了，我都說(shuō)了什么?
妻子：我愛(ài)你，親愛(ài)的。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話及翻譯篇五
Goodbye, Money 再見(jiàn)，美元
On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devotedourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.
As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."
迪斯尼之旅 弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂(lè)園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。
當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車(chē)離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮手說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)，美奇。”
女兒揮著手說(shuō)，“再見(jiàn)，美妮。”
丈夫也有氣無(wú)力地?fù)]了揮手，說(shuō)道：“再見(jiàn)，美元。”
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