英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實基礎(chǔ)。但長期以來它卻一直被學(xué)界視為不登大雅之堂的小眾。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀，歡迎閱讀!
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀篇一
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績不錯，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認為.這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習(xí)慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀篇二
Cooking Class
烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她：準備完美醬料的秘訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后認定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮樱視l(fā)瘋喔”。
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀篇三
Faithful Cat
忠實的貓
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
從前有 個婦人有一只忠實的貓。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天，有個人用他的馬車將貓輾死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此，這個人就去找這位老婦人說：
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我對你的貓感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
這位老婦人深深地感動說：“你真好心呀!”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀篇四
Laboratory Tests
實驗室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說：“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說：“我來這里驗血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因為驗血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這么說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說：“我來這里微尿液檢驗的啦.!”
英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀篇五
Cute Harry
可愛的哈利
It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,
這是小哈利第一次停留在鄉(xiāng)下，
and feeding the chickens fascinated him.
并且喂食吸引他目光的小雞。
Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,
有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神氣 十足地昂首闊步，
feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.
得意地將羽毛很優(yōu)美地向外展開,
Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.
小哈利很興裔地，向屋內(nèi)沖，大聲叫他的奶奶來看……
"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.
他高聲地叫說：“喔，奶奶，快來看!快來看!”
"one of your chickens is in bloom!"
“你們家有一只雞開花羅!”
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