爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應(yīng)有時(shí)是不同的,甚至?xí)厝幌喾?。究其原?是說(shuō)話雙方?jīng)]有真正理解對(duì)方的文化。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
A Proud Father
驕傲的老爸
The concerned father was puzzled because his son's grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,
一位關(guān)心兒子的老爸對(duì)于念大學(xué)的兒子成績(jī)每況愈下一直想不懂，
so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.
因此他拜訪了學(xué)院的院長(zhǎng)，想了解究竟問(wèn)題在哪里。
"Well, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,
說(shuō)話總是講求圓滑的院長(zhǎng)回答說(shuō)：
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
“先生，我有好消息和壞消息要告訴你。
The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,
壞消息是令郎乃是聞名校內(nèi)的同性戀者，
and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "
他成天只知道追求足球隊(duì)和籃球隊(duì)的男孩子。
"My God, that's horrible!"
“我的老天爺，太可怕了!”
"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "
“但好消息是他剛被選為歡迎球隊(duì)返校游行的皇后!”
爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
No Worriess
免驚啦!
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一個(gè)小孩問(wèn)他媽媽，
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“親愛的，當(dāng)然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎?媽咪!”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保險(xiǎn)啊，甜心。”
爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Wait till Next Year
等明年再說(shuō)
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛的，你聽過(guò)這則新聞嗎?”她問(wèn)道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個(gè)男的為了看馬刺隊(duì)的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會(huì)那么做吧，親愛的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會(huì)那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過(guò)了一大半了."
爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩愛的一對(duì)!
Two women friends were having tea.
兩個(gè)女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位對(duì)另一位說(shuō)道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已經(jīng)花了一個(gè)禮拜找我的律師...”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產(chǎn)時(shí)遭遇到好多麻煩，有時(shí)候我真希望他沒(méi)死就好了。
爆笑到停不下來(lái)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Let's Not Be Hasty
別急慢慢來(lái)
Said the wife to the husband.
一位妻子對(duì)她先生說(shuō)道：
"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.
“親愛的，我們必須另外再找一名家庭醫(yī)師，
This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."
這已經(jīng)是戴維斯醫(yī)生第三次開錯(cuò)藥方，差點(diǎn)就要我的命!…
"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "
“喔，別這樣嗎!親愛的，再給他一次機(jī)會(huì)試試看。”
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