超搞笑的英語故事笑話
超搞笑的英語故事笑話
自古以來,我們中國(guó)人就有幽默的傳統(tǒng),而笑話作為一種流傳最廣的幽默形式,一直為人們喜愛。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的超搞笑的英語故事笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超搞笑的英語故事笑話篇一
You Do Have a Problem 你真是有問題了!
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄對(duì)醫(yī)生說明他上廁所有困難。
“Do you urinate in the morning?” asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便嗎?”醫(yī)生問他。
“Yeah, every morning at six o’clock.”
“有，每天早上六點(diǎn)鐘。”
“And how are your bowel movements?”
“那大便情況如何?”
“Seven o’clock very morning, just like clockwork.”
“像時(shí)鐘一樣，我每天準(zhǔn)時(shí)七點(diǎn)鐘上大號(hào)。”
“So what’s the problem?”
“那問題到底出在哪里呢?”
“I don’t get up until eight.”
“我八點(diǎn)鐘才起床。”
超搞笑的英語故事笑話篇二
The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall 爬得越高，跌得越重
The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心理醫(yī)師感到有些厭煩。他已治好一名病人的幻想癥，但那名患者似乎仍然不快樂。
“What’s the matter, Mr. Jones?” he inquired. “Aren’t you glad to be dealing with the world realistically?”
“到底是怎么一回事，瓊斯先生?”他詢問道“。難道你不喜歡踏實(shí)地面對(duì)周圍的一切嗎?”
“Oh, sure, Doc, sure.... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I’m nobody!”
“喔，是的，醫(yī)生，我是很愿意。只是去年我還是成吉思汗，現(xiàn)在我成了無名之輩!”
超搞笑的英語故事笑話篇三
Who Cut the Cheese? 誰在放屁?
A young man was visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting itself as gastric distress. Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas. Surreptitiously, he emitted a “silent but deadly.”
有位年輕人第一次去拜訪女朋友的父母親。他好緊張，緊張到腸胃不舒服。令人苦惱的是，他急著要排除腸內(nèi)的空氣。于是他放了個(gè)臭得要命的悶屁。
“Rover!” the girlfriend’s mother admonished.
“路寶!”女朋友的媽媽警告家里的狗。
The young man realized that the family dog was sitting under his chair, and saw a way out of his difficulties.
那個(gè)老兄知道他女朋友家的狗就坐在他椅子下，想出了一個(gè)解決難題的方法來。他急于舒解，便放了一個(gè)更大的響屁。
“Rover!” shouted the mother.
路寶!”媽媽又一次叫著她家的狗。
Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window-rattler.
年輕人以為他的問題已經(jīng)結(jié)束了，于是他放了一個(gè)連窗戶都為之振動(dòng)的大響屁。
“Rover!” cried the mother, “get over here before he shits on you!”
“路寶!”媽媽喊道“，快過來這邊，免得他在你身上拉屎!”
超搞笑的英語故事笑話篇四
At Least You Get a Choice 至少你有所選擇
A newly deceased sinner had just entered hell, and was being shown around.
一名罪人去世后，剛下地獄就被帶往各處走走。
“I’ll tell you how it works around here,” declared a particularly hideous devil. “You get your choice of three punishments. Here’s the first.”
“我將告訴你這里的狀況，”一位面目可憎的魔鬼宣布道。至少你有所選擇“你三種刑罰中選一個(gè)，這是第一種。”
The sinner watched in horror as he saw men and women repeatedly being immersed in boiling water.
罪人看見男男女女反復(fù)地被浸入沸騰的熱水中，嚇得目瞪口呆。
“Here’s the second.” The poor sinner shuddered as he saw unfortunate people being continually hounded by ferocious beasts and cruel demons.
“再看第二種。”可憐的罪人看到一些不幸的人被兇惡的野獸和殘酷的妖怪不停地追趕，嚇得直打哆嗦。
“And here’s the third.” A group was standing knee-deep in shit and sipping tea.
“這是第三種。”一群人站在深及膝部的糞池中喝茶。
“Well, this seems alright,” said the sinner. “I’ll take this one.”
“這個(gè)看來還可以，我就選這個(gè)。”
And he joined the group.
罪人說著便加入了那群犯人。
No sooner had he done so than another devil yelled out “OK, tea-time’s over. Get back on your heads.”
就在他加入不久，一個(gè)魔鬼大聲喊道“：午茶時(shí)間結(jié)束，回到頭下腳上倒立的姿勢(shì)。”
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