英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話大全
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話大全
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話篇一
A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn .
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. "What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
一位農(nóng)夫和他的兒子乘坐輕便馬車(chē)來(lái)到一段窄路，他們遇到一個(gè)開(kāi)車(chē)的人向相反的方向去。兩個(gè)方向的兩英里以?xún)?nèi)都沒(méi)有地方可以使他們相擦而過(guò)。駕車(chē)人甚是著急，按響了喇叭。 “如果你不后退，”農(nóng)夫說(shuō)著擼起了袖子，“我可不喜歡我將不得不做的事。”司機(jī)吃驚不小，掛上倒擋，向后退了兩英里，讓輕便馬車(chē)先過(guò)去。
“剛才在那兒你說(shuō)過(guò)的你不喜歡要做的事是什么?”農(nóng)夫的兒子問(wèn)道。
“退后兩英里，”農(nóng)夫回答道。
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話篇二
roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳豬
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位正對(duì)著乳豬，于是大為高興的說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)，我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時(shí)才發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對(duì)不起，我說(shuō)的是那只烤好的。”
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話篇三
“S-A-L-E.(處理品)”
About two weeks before our fifth anniversary, my husband ased me what I would like for a gift. I told him I wanted something impractical1 and romantic.
On our anniversary, he presented me with a lovely gold bracelet2. "A little four-letter word made me get this for you," he said softly.
"Oh, how sweet," I whispered. "L-O-V-E?"
"No," he replied. "S-A-L-E."
我們結(jié)婚五周年前大約兩周時(shí)，我丈夫問(wèn)我喜歡什么禮物。我告訴他我要那些沒(méi)有實(shí)用價(jià)值卻又富于浪漫色彩的。
在我們的周年紀(jì)念日那天，他向我展示了一副可愛(ài)的金手鐲。“一個(gè)小小的四字詞，讓我為你買(mǎi)了這個(gè)。”他溫和地說(shuō)。
“哦，多甜蜜。”我耳語(yǔ)他。“L-O-V-E(愛(ài))?”
“不對(duì)，”他回答。“S-A-L-E.(處理品)”
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話篇四
那不是我的孩子，那是我丈夫
"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" inquired the mistress to the new French nurse, when she returned home from the party.
"All but the biggest boy? We have only one boy, Freddy, and he's only two years old."
"Which biggest boy? We have only one boy, Freddy, and he is only two years old."
"It is not little Freddy, I mean. It is the big boy with glasses and curly hair."
"Good gracious! That's not my boy, that's my husband."
“你給孩子們洗澡的時(shí)候他們規(guī)矩不規(guī)矩?” 一位女士從宴會(huì)回家后對(duì)一名法國(guó)護(hù)士詢(xún)問(wèn)道。
“除了那個(gè)最大的男孩，其他表現(xiàn)都很好。在我把他放到水里之前，他又鬧又踹。”護(hù)士回答道。
“哪個(gè)最大的男孩?我們只有一個(gè)男孩，弗雷德，他只有兩歲。”
“不是小弗雷德，我是說(shuō)那個(gè)戴著眼鏡卷頭發(fā)的大男孩。”“老天，那不是我的孩子，那是我丈夫。”
英語(yǔ)開(kāi)心一刻幽默小笑話篇五
逍遙自在地享清福
round and round Lao wang rested under the tree, Lao li came up and said, "hey, why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said: "cut wood stem what?" Lao li said: "good money! Sold into money can buy a donkey, then along home door-to-door selling wood. Zheng money will buy trucks, and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware, buy more trucks, so that you can be really rich." The old king: "fortune"? Lao li answer: "fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said, "that you think I doing now?"
周而復(fù)始 老王在樹(shù)下休息，老李走過(guò)來(lái)對(duì)他說(shuō)：“嗨，為什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王說(shuō)：“砍柴干什么?” 老李說(shuō)：“好賣(mài)錢(qián)啊。賣(mài)到錢(qián)就可以買(mǎi)驢，再沿家挨戶賣(mài)柴。掙了錢(qián)就再 買(mǎi)卡車(chē)，然后買(mǎi)木廠賣(mài)木 器，再買(mǎi)更多的卡車(chē)，那樣就可以發(fā)大財(cái)了。” 老王問(wèn)：“發(fā)了財(cái)干什么?” 老李答：“發(fā)了財(cái)就可以逍遙自在地享清福嘛。” 老王說(shuō)：“那你以為我現(xiàn)在在干什么?”
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