超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話大全
很多人希望自己有善講笑話的才能。新老朋友相識(shí)相聚之時(shí),有人說(shuō)個(gè)笑話,令人捧腹大笑,精神為之一振,氣氛會(huì)馬上活躍起來(lái)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話篇一
兩個(gè)律師 Two Attorneys
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
【中文翻譯】
兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開(kāi)始吃起來(lái)。餐廳老板走過(guò)來(lái)警告說(shuō)，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”
兩個(gè)律師對(duì)看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。
超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話篇二
兄弟般的關(guān)愛(ài) Brotherly love
Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?
Cassandra: Brotherly love?
老師：Cassandra，如果我看見(jiàn)有人在毆打一頭驢，我制止了他，我顯示出了什么美德?
Cassabdra：兄弟般的關(guān)愛(ài)?
超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話篇三
鑰匙還是接吻 Keys Or Kiss 帶翻譯
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.
After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the keys."
The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the keys." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
【中文翻譯】
我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語(yǔ)課。他們都是新近來(lái)美國(guó)生活的。
在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子，書(shū)本，鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來(lái)輪到一名來(lái)自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說(shuō)：“給我鑰匙。”
那人看起來(lái)非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無(wú)措。看到這種情況，我的朋友想是他沒(méi)有聽(tīng)清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。
超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話篇四
Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
超幽默英語(yǔ)小笑話篇五
慚愧的士兵 Ashamed SoldierPeter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting.
One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!
Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
Heavens! The officer said. Has that silly man really shot himself?
He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. I'm sorry, sir, he said, but I missed again.
彼得十八歲那年參了軍，他需要參加幾個(gè)月的學(xué)習(xí)以成為一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射擊不行。
一天他和伙伴們練習(xí)射擊，除了彼得其他人都沒(méi)有問(wèn)題。他射了九次，一次也沒(méi)有命中目標(biāo)。這時(shí)，教新兵射擊的教官說(shuō)：彼得，你看來(lái)是沒(méi)希望了，不要連最后一發(fā)子彈都浪費(fèi)掉!去那堵墻后面用它向自己打一槍吧。
彼得感到非常慚愧。他走到那堵墻后面。幾分鐘后，教官和新兵們聽(tīng)到一聲槍響。
上帝!教官叫起來(lái)，難道那個(gè)笨蛋真的朝自己開(kāi)槍了?
他急忙跑到那堵墻后面，發(fā)現(xiàn)彼得安然無(wú)恙。對(duì)不起，長(zhǎng)官，他說(shuō)，我還是沒(méi)有命中。
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