短篇英語笑話
短篇英語笑話
運(yùn)用唱歌、笑話這種形式進(jìn)行初中英語教學(xué),能夠培養(yǎng)學(xué)生學(xué)習(xí)英語的興趣,讓他們在愉快,輕松的氛圍中獲得知識。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的最搞笑的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
最搞笑的英語小笑話篇一
Thirstin' for Love
渴望愛情
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
沙斯敦經(jīng)常去他女友的公寓住處，
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
但他總是設(shè)法找個理由以免太晚回家。
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
但這一次，他和女朋友都睡著了，
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
當(dāng)他醒來時都已經(jīng)凌晨兩點(diǎn)了，
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
沙斯敦腦筋一轉(zhuǎn)，立刻打電話回家，
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"
當(dāng)他太太接電話時，他故意喘著氣說：“千萬不要付贖金!我已經(jīng)安全逃出來了!”
最搞笑的英語小笑話篇二
A Touching Farewell
兩個老朋友出外打高爾夫球，
Two old friends were out golfing.
當(dāng)他們在一處路旁準(zhǔn)備開球時，
As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,
一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and
直到車隊(duì)通過后才戴上帽子。
held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.
“你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說道。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“喔，那只不過是我最起碼所能做的事了。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
最搞笑的英語小笑話篇三
Who is This你是哪一個
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學(xué)讀書。經(jīng)歷了太多的危機(jī)，也厭倦了受到與其他大學(xué)生的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨(dú)有的問題尋求安慰和理解。
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college IifeAs I paused to catch my breath, he said,"OK,honey now, first of all, who isthis?”
爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開始?xì)v數(shù)我大學(xué)生活中的挫折。當(dāng)我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說:“好啦，親愛的……現(xiàn)在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個?”
最搞笑的英語小笑話篇四
Have You Read Hamlet讀過《哈姆雷特》
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文學(xué)課上，一個學(xué)生問老師是否看過一本最新的暢銷小說。老師說還沒有看過那本書。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太讓人吃驚了，”這個學(xué)生說，“這本書已經(jīng)出版好幾個月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那么你看過莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》嗎?”老師問。
"No，”said the student.
“沒有。”學(xué)生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遺憾了!你最好快點(diǎn)兒，因?yàn)檫@本書已經(jīng)出版了好幾百年了。”
最搞笑的英語小笑話篇五
Creative創(chuàng)造性(雙語笑話)
Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
在一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問及我是否受過其他的倍訓(xùn)時，我老實(shí)地回答說我花了三年時間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
我沒有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。
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