1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講
笑話的最大藝術(shù)魅力即是它的喜劇性。以大學(xué)校園笑話為摹本,根據(jù)喜劇形態(tài)將其分類,可以分析出笑話的喜劇性是如何產(chǎn)生的。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
It's the Law
這是個(gè)法律問(wèn)題
A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting American about British law.
一位身材修長(zhǎng)，舉止文雅，穿著光鮮的英國(guó)人向來(lái)訪的美國(guó)人解釋英國(guó)法律。
"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable by execution.
“你知道嗎?在英國(guó)，同性戀?gòu)那氨徽J(rèn)為是罪大惡極，可判處極刑，
Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,
一百年前，被減為行為失檢之輕微罪刑。
and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether. . .
大約五十年前則完全不觸犯刑法……。
Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "
不過(guò)就我個(gè)人而言，非要等到法令強(qiáng)制大家都得同性戀時(shí)，我才會(huì)開(kāi)心。”
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
A Proud Father
驕傲的老爸
The concerned father was puzzled because his son s grades had been dropping steadily while he was at college,
一位關(guān)心兒子的老爸對(duì)于念大學(xué)的兒子成績(jī)每況愈下一直想不懂，
so he called the dean to find out what was wrong.
因此他拜訪了學(xué)院的院長(zhǎng)，想了解究竟問(wèn)題在哪里。
"Weil, sir," replied the dean, who always tried to be diplomatic,
說(shuō)話總是講求圓滑的院長(zhǎng)回答說(shuō)：
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
“先生，我有好消息和壞消息要告訴你。
The bad news is that your son's become the most flagrant homosexual on campus,
壞消息是令郎乃是聞名校內(nèi)的同性戀者，
and spends all his time chasing after the lads on the football and basketball teams. "
他成天只知道追求足球隊(duì)和籃球隊(duì)的男孩子。
"My God, that's horrible!"
“我的老天爺，太可怕了!”
"But the good news is he's just been elected Queen of the Homecoming Parade ! "
“但好消息是他剛被選為歡迎球隊(duì)返校游行的皇后!”
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
No Worriess
免驚啦!
At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,
在游泳池旁，一個(gè)小孩問(wèn)他媽媽，
"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"
“媽咪，媽咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“
"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "
“親愛(ài)的，當(dāng)然不可以，水太深了。”
"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "
“可是爸爸不是在游泳嗎?媽咪!”
"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "
“你爸爸有保險(xiǎn)啊，甜心。”
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Wait till Next Year
等明年再說(shuō)
The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast.
一位女士和她先生正在用早餐，她邊吃邊看報(bào)紙。
"Did you hear about this, dear?" she asked.
“親愛(ài)的，你聽(tīng)過(guò)這則新聞嗎?”她問(wèn)道。
"It seems a man traded his wife for season tickets to the Spurs.
“似乎是一個(gè)男的為了看馬刺隊(duì)的比賽，用他太太跟人換了球季的門(mén)票。
You wouldn't do a thing like that, would you, sweetheart?"
你不會(huì)那么做吧，親愛(ài)的?”
"No way," answered the husband.
“我才不會(huì)那么傻呢!”先生答道。
"The season's almost half over."
“今年球季幾乎都過(guò)了一大半了."
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