簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)

　　有些笑話(huà)廣為流傳。人們笑過(guò)之后還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)篇一

　　多少只兔子?

　　Teacher: Now，Jonathan , if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

　　老師:好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?

　　Jonathan: Nine, sir.

　　喬納森:一共有九只，先生。

　　Teacher: Nine?

　　老師:九只?

　　Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

　　喬納森:先生，我本來(lái)就有一只。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)篇二

　　作文

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”

　　老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題:“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫(xiě)道:“下雨，比賽終止。”

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)篇三

　　吉姆的歷史考試

　　Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?

　　姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?

　　Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親:唉，糟透了?？稍?huà)又說(shuō)回來(lái)，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問(wèn)一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事情。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)篇四

　　學(xué)法語(yǔ)

　　Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?

　　兒子:爸爸，法語(yǔ)難學(xué)嗎?

　　Father: My boy, at the beginning it is，but after that it becomes easy.

　　父親:我的孩子，開(kāi)頭是難，可往后就變得容易了。

　　Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.

　　兒子:太好了!那我就學(xué)后半部分。

　　簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話(huà)篇五

　　好消息和壞消息

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”

　　醫(yī)生對(duì)躺在病床上的一位婦女說(shuō):“我給你帶來(lái)了好消息，也帶來(lái)了不好的消息。先告訴你一個(gè)不好的消息是我們截錯(cuò)了你的那條好腿?，F(xiàn)在我再來(lái)告訴你一個(gè)好消息，我們發(fā)現(xiàn)你的另一條腿沒(méi)必要截除了。”