好笑的英文笑話

　　"妙語"是笑話的關(guān)鍵部分,它擊中要點,讓人發(fā)笑,缺少了這個關(guān)鍵部分,笑話便不可笑。下面是學習啦小編帶來的好笑的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　好笑的英文笑話篇一

　　醫(yī)生和管道工

　　A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…

　　在公假這天，一個醫(yī)生家的水池出了些問題。他給管道工打電話，但是卻被告知這天管道工也休息……

　　"But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.

　　“但是我在休息日也被人叫去出診過呀!”醫(yī)生，有些生氣。管道工聽后有些緩和。

　　The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow.”

　　管道工到了以后，他全神貫注的看著水池。他嘴里還小聲嘀咕著高爾夫球的事。然后，他往醫(yī)生手里放了幾片阿司匹林接著走出去，說:“把這些放進去。如果它二十四小時不通，明天來找我看看。”

　　好笑的英文笑話篇二

　　一張生日卡片

　　Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

　　封面:忘記你不能改變的過去。忘記你不能預(yù)測的將來。

　　Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one.

　　內(nèi)文:忘記現(xiàn)在，因為我沒有給你買生日禮物。

　　好笑的英文笑話篇三

　　冰凍彈子

　　It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”

　　想在早晨叫我丈夫起床，這簡直是一件不太可能的事。一個周末我們?nèi)タ赐母改?。我問婆婆在過去的那些年里她是怎么解決這個問題的。“玻璃彈子!”她加強語氣地說，“我總是準備一包彈子放在冰箱里。”

　　"Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.

　　“彈子?放在冰箱里?”我不解地問。

　　My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked，"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"

　　我丈夫停止看報，問我:“你有沒有過這種經(jīng)歷，人家把一杯冰凍的彈子滾進你被窩里?”

　　好笑的英文笑話篇四

　　禮物該給誰?

　　A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?"

　　He inquired.

　　一位有五個孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集起來問這件禮物該給誰。“誰能最聽話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問道。

　　There was silence, and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!”

　　大家都不吭聲。過了一會兒，孩子們異口同聲地說:“爸爸，您玩吧。”

　　好笑的英文笑話篇五

　　四減四等于幾?

　　One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole，” replied Peter.

　　一天，老師問彼德:“四減四等于幾?”彼德張口結(jié)舌答不上來。老師生氣地說:“真笨!你想，如果我放四個硬幣在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有個窟窿，結(jié)果四個硬幣都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里還有什么?”“窟窿。”彼德答道。