冷笑話作為一種特殊的言語幽默,并未引起學(xué)術(shù)界的廣泛關(guān)注,對(duì)于該現(xiàn)象的系統(tǒng)研究也寥寥可數(shù)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初一英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初一英語笑話帶翻譯精選

　　(一)

　　我是她老爸(中英)

　　A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. "Just look at that,” he barked to a bystander. "Is it a boy or a girl?"

　　一位外表穩(wěn)重的先生對(duì)街上年輕人的打扮頗為不滿。“你看看那一個(gè)，”他對(duì)旁邊的人大聲叫道:“那是個(gè)男孩還是女孩?”

　　"It's a girl. She is my daughter.”

　　“是女孩，那是我女兒。”

　　"Oh, forgive me，”apologized the man.

　　“噢，請(qǐng)?jiān)?”那位先生道歉說。

　　"I didn’t know you were her mother.”

　　“我不知道你是她母親。”

　　“I’m not，” snapped the bystander. "I’m her father.”

　　“我不是她母親，”那個(gè)人怒氣沖沖地說:“我是她老爸。”

　　(二)

　　妻管嚴(yán)(中英)

　　The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely. Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives’ directions and counsel to step to the left side of the hall.

　　古代有位國王，想駁斥一種傳言，說他所轄的臣民都受妻子統(tǒng)治。他將全國的男人都召來，并警告說，任何不講真話的人都將受到嚴(yán)懲。然后，他讓那些順從妻子的男人站到大廳的左邊.

　　All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

　　所有的男人都站到了左邊，只有一個(gè)小個(gè)子男人站到了右邊。

　　"It's good to see，”said the king, "that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chicken-hearted dunces why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.”

　　“這很好，”國王說:“我們國家總算還有一位真正的男子漢。你告訴這些軟弱的笨蛋，為什么這么多人只有你站在大廳的右邊。”

　　“Your Majesty,” came the reply in a squealing voice，"it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.”

　　“陛下，”那個(gè)男人尖聲氣地答道:“這是因?yàn)殡x家前，我老婆告訴我，不許扎堆。”

　　初一英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　一分之差(中英)

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites high school in Wabash, are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year一 "62一63"，"63一64”，“64一65” , etc.

　　位于印第安納州瓦巴西懷茲中學(xué)，在這里地門廳處懸掛著過去四十年間該校籃球隊(duì)的照片，每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員手里舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面表明年份—"62 -63"，"63一64"，“64一65”等等。

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said，“isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　一天，我看到一名新生在很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過身來，說道:“多奇怪啊，這些隊(duì)都是以一份之差輸?shù)舻?”

　　關(guān)于初一英語笑話帶翻譯

　　為何收錢(中英)

　　After I was deployed to Egypt for the Operation Bright Star training program, I spent a weekend pass sight seeing in Cairo. A local offered to take my picture on his camel. "Free,” he said. "No charge.”

　　我被調(diào)到埃及參加“明星行動(dòng)訓(xùn)練計(jì)劃”之后，有一個(gè)周末，我到開羅觀光。一個(gè)當(dāng)?shù)厝俗屛以谒鸟橊勆险障唷?ldquo;免費(fèi)，”他說，“不收錢。”

　　I thanked him and handed him my camera. The man then blurted a command , and his camel sat down，allowing me to board. After taking the whole roll of film, the man said, "That will be $ 5.”

　　謝過之后，我將相機(jī)遞給了他。于是那個(gè)人發(fā)了一個(gè)口令，駱駝就坐了下來讓我騎上去。一卷膠卷照完之后，那人說:“要給五塊錢。”

　　"But you said you would take my picture free.”

　　“可你說是免費(fèi)給我照相的。”

　　“Yes, that was free ,”he agreed. "But it costs get you down from the camel.

　　“是的，那是免費(fèi)的，”他表示同意。“可是將你從駱駝上弄下