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　　他是我的(中英)

　　There seems to be many more widows than widowers in my community. So it was nice to see a couple I know, married 51 years, doing their weekly food shopping together at our local market.

　　我住的那一帶，寡婦似乎要比鰥夫多得多。因此，看到我認(rèn)識(shí)的一對(duì)結(jié)婚已經(jīng)51年的夫婦，每周一次一起在當(dāng)?shù)氐纳虉?chǎng)里采購(gòu)食品，真讓人感到高興。

　　He pushed the grocery cart as his wife, shopping list in hand placed each item in- side. When they went to the counter, she discovered that she had forgotten to pick up a package of prunes.

　　丈夫推著購(gòu)物車(chē)，妻子手里拿著購(gòu)物單，將每一樣?xùn)|西放進(jìn)車(chē)?yán)?。?dāng)他們最后快要去結(jié)帳時(shí)，妻子發(fā)現(xiàn)她忘了拿上一盒話梅。

　　"You get the eggs and milk，”she told her husband. "I' 11 go back for the prunes and then catch up with you.”

　　“你去拿雞蛋和牛奶，”她告訴丈夫。“我去取話梅，然后來(lái)追你。”

　　A few minutes later, prunes in hand, she found her husband in conversation with a woman of about her age. She listened to them for a minute as she approached the cart，then tossed in the prunes.

　　幾分鐘以后，她手里拿著話梅回來(lái)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)她的丈夫正在和一個(gè)年紀(jì)和她差不多的女人談話。她向購(gòu)物車(chē)走過(guò)去，聽(tīng)他們講了一會(huì)兒，然后將話梅丟進(jìn)車(chē)?yán)铩?/p>

　　Annoyed, the woman nudged her aside, whispering，"Get lost. He's mine!"

　　那個(gè)女人被激怒了，將她推到一邊，低聲說(shuō)道:“走開(kāi)，他是我的!”

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　　有時(shí)是我的(中英)

　　Hank lived in a small town, but then he got a job in a big city and moved there with his wife and his two children.

　　漢克住在一個(gè)小鎮(zhèn)上，但他在大城市中找了一份工作，于是她與妻子和兩個(gè)孩子搬到了城里。

　　On the first Saturday in their new home, Hank took his new red car out of garage and was washing it when a neighbor came by. When he saw Hank's new car, the neighbor stopped and looked at it for a minute. Then Hank turned and saw him.

　　在搬到新居的第一個(gè)周末，漢克把他紅色的新車(chē)從車(chē)庫(kù)里開(kāi)出來(lái)沖洗，這時(shí)有位鄰居路過(guò)?？吹綕h克的新車(chē)，這位鄰居駐足仔細(xì)看了一會(huì)兒。漢克轉(zhuǎn)身時(shí)看見(jiàn)了他。

　　The neighbor said, "That’s a nice car. Is it yours?”

　　鄰居說(shuō):“真是輛漂亮的轎車(chē)。是你的?”

　　“Sometimes ,” Hank answered.

　　“有時(shí)候是的。”漢克回答道。

　　The neighbor was surprised. “Sometimes?" hesaid, "Whatdoyoumean?"

　　鄰居感到很費(fèi)解:“有時(shí)候是你的?這是什么意思?”

　　"Well ,”answered Hank slowly , "when there’s a patty in town, it belongs to my daughter, Jane. When there's a football game somewhere , it belongs to my son , Joe. When I've washed it，and it looks really nice and clean , it belongs to my wife. And when it needs gas, it’s mine.”

　　“是這樣的，”漢克慢慢地說(shuō)道:“當(dāng)鎮(zhèn)上有聚會(huì)的時(shí)候，它屬于我女兒簡(jiǎn);當(dāng)哪個(gè)地方有足球賽的時(shí)候，它屬于我的兒子喬;當(dāng)車(chē)子洗好以后，看起來(lái)又漂亮又干凈，這時(shí)候它屬于我妻子;當(dāng)車(chē)子需要加油的時(shí)候，它就是我的了。”

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　　幸運(yùn)的顧客(中英)

　　All the housewives who went to the new supermarket had one great ambition: to be the lucky customer who did not have to pay for her shopping. For this was what the notice just inside the entrance promised. It said: "remember, once a week，one of our customers gets free goods. This may be your lucky day!”

　　所有去新開(kāi)張超市的主婦都有一個(gè)美好的愿望:成為一個(gè)購(gòu)物不用交錢(qián)的幸運(yùn)顧客。因?yàn)檫@是入口處的一則商店啟事所承諾的。上面寫(xiě)著:“請(qǐng)記住，每周有一位顧客可以免費(fèi)購(gòu)物。今天也許就是您的幸運(yùn)日!”

　　For several weeks Mrs. Edwards hoped, like many of her friends, to be the lucky customer. Unlike her friends, she never gave up hope. The cupboards in her kitchen were full of things, which she did not need. Her husband tried to advise her against buying things but failed. She dreamed of the day when the manager of the supermarket would approach her and say，"Madam, this is your lucky day. Everything in your basket is free.”

　　正像她的許多朋友一樣，有好幾個(gè)禮拜，愛(ài)德華太太都在盼望著自己會(huì)是那位幸運(yùn)顧客。跟朋友不同的是，她從來(lái)不放棄這種期望。家里廚房的碗柜中都塞滿了她并不需要的東西。她的丈夫勸她不要亂買(mǎi)東西，但是她不聽(tīng)。她夢(mèng)想著有一天超市的經(jīng)理走到她的面前對(duì)她說(shuō):“夫人，今天是您的幸運(yùn)日，您籃子里的每樣?xùn)|西都是免費(fèi)的。”

　　On Friday morning, after she had finished her shopping and taken it to her car, she found that she had forgotten to buy any tea. She dashed back to the supermarket, got the tea and went towards the cash desk. As she did so, she saw the manager of the supermarket approach her. "Madam，”he said, holding out his hand, "I want to congratulate you! You are our lucky customer and everything you have in your basket is free”

　　一個(gè)周五的早晨，她在采購(gòu)?fù)臧褨|西放進(jìn)車(chē)?yán)锖螅l(fā)現(xiàn)自己忘記了買(mǎi)茶葉。她快步回到超市，取了茶葉后走向收銀處。正在此時(shí)，他看到商店的經(jīng)理朝她走來(lái)，“夫人，”說(shuō)著他伸出手來(lái)，“我要恭喜您!您是我們的幸運(yùn)顧客，您籃子里的所有東西都是免費(fèi)的。”