搞笑的英文句子表達(dá)

　　下面是小編為大家整理的搞笑的英文句子表達(dá)，希望能讓大家開(kāi)心一笑。
1.英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.

　　中文：考試害了多少個(gè)孩子，讓多少誠(chéng)實(shí)的孩子學(xué)會(huì)了作弊。

　　2.英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

　　中文：對(duì)于美女，看兩眼就行，轉(zhuǎn)身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。

　　3.英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

　　中文：你有沒(méi)有發(fā)現(xiàn)，那些討厭你的人，長(zhǎng)得都特別丑。

　　4.英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

　　中文：自從會(huì)玩QQ后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我拼音越來(lái)越好了，讀書(shū)都沒(méi)這效果。

　　5.英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

　　中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個(gè)妞。

　　6.英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

　　中文：我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手煙!

　　7.英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

　　中文：考試有人靠的是實(shí)力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。

　　8.英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.

　　中文：國(guó)外：思想和才能才是王道，國(guó)內(nèi)：關(guān)系和馬屁才能橫行。

　　9.英文：The teacher said to hear www.name2012.com and fine, I know he's salary.

　　中文：聽(tīng)到老師說(shuō)又要開(kāi)始罰錢(qián)，我就知道是他工資花完了。

　　10.英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

　　中文：男人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)流，女人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)騷。

　　11..英文：Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

　　中文：鈔票不是萬(wàn)能的，畢竟有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

　　12..英文：One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　中文：每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛(ài)動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>