摘要：我在明尼阿波利斯開會時(shí)，有一天清晨被丈夫從我們在紐約的公寓里打來的電話吵醒。八歲的兒子剛叫醒他，擔(dān)心他們趕不上7點(diǎn)半來我這里的飛機(jī)了，因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)已經(jīng)7點(diǎn)40了，可他們還在家里。

　　While away at a conference in Minneapolis, I wasawakened at dawn by a call from my husband in our New York apartment. Our 8-year-old sonhad just roused him with the suspicion that they might not make their 7:30 a.m. flight to joinme because it was now 7:40 and they were still at home.

　　The original plan had us all traveling to Minneapolis together. I would attend my conference,my musician husband would do a show at this cool club, and our son would get hotel pooltime: a triple win.

　　我在明尼阿波利斯開會時(shí)，有一天清晨被丈夫從我們在紐約的公寓里打來的電話吵醒。八歲的兒子剛叫醒他，擔(dān)心他們趕不上7點(diǎn)半來我這里的飛機(jī)了，因?yàn)楫?dāng)時(shí)已經(jīng)7點(diǎn)40了，可他們還在家里。

　　最初的計(jì)劃是我們一起去明尼阿波利斯。我去開會，我的音樂人丈夫到一個(gè)很酷的俱樂部表演，兒子在酒店泳池里玩耍：一個(gè)三贏的決定。

　　Then my husband was offered a great gig in New York for the same day we were set to leave,so he called to change his and our son’s tickets. Changing them, he learned, was going to costmore than buying a new pair of one-way tickets out. So he did that instead, planning to usetheir original return tickets, not realizing that if you don’t use the first leg, they cancel thesecond. That meant buying new return tickets at a cost somewhere between “Ugh” and “Whathave you done?”

　　之后，我丈夫在紐約得到一個(gè)很棒的現(xiàn)場演出的機(jī)會，時(shí)間就在我們計(jì)劃出發(fā)的那天，所以他打電話去改簽他和兒子的機(jī)票。他得知，改簽機(jī)票比重新買兩張單程機(jī)票還貴。所以，他重新買了兩張單程機(jī)票，計(jì)劃使用他們原來的回程票。但他沒有意識到，如果你不用去程機(jī)票的話，他們就會取消返程機(jī)票。那意味著，買兩張新返程機(jī)票的價(jià)格會讓你產(chǎn)生的反應(yīng)介于“啊”和“你到底干了些什么?!”之間。

從未說出口的婚姻祝酒詞

　　Now, after all that, my family had missed the first leg of the new itinerary. On hold with theairline yet again, my husband was texting me sexy emojis.

　　現(xiàn)在，經(jīng)過這一番折騰，我的家人錯(cuò)過了新行程的第一步。在和航空公司再次協(xié)商的過程中，丈夫給我發(fā)了一些性感的表情符號。

　　“Focus,” I replied, with an emoji of an airplane.

　　我回復(fù)說“集中注意力”，配了一張飛機(jī)的表情符號。

　　He sent me an emoji of a flan.

　　他給我發(fā)了一張果餡餅的表情符號。

　　He and I married young for our urban friend group — in our late 20s — and now, in our late30s, we find ourselves attending the weddings of peers. My husband of 11 years and I sit atthese weddings listening to our in-thrall friends describe all the ways in which they will excel atbeing married.

　　在我們的城市朋友圈里，我們倆算結(jié)婚早的，快30歲時(shí)結(jié)的婚。如今，我們快40歲了，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己經(jīng)常參加同齡人的婚禮。我和結(jié)婚11年的丈夫坐在這些婚禮上，聽著興奮的朋友們承諾自己結(jié)婚后會在方方面面做得很好。

　　“I will always be your best friend,” they say, reading from wrinkled pieces of paper held inshaking hands. “I will never let you down.”

　　“我將永遠(yuǎn)是你最好的朋友，”他們顫抖著雙手，拿著幾張皺巴巴的紙，照著紙上的文字念道，“我永遠(yuǎn)不會讓你失望。”

　　I clap along with everyone else; I love weddings. Still, there is so much I want to say.

　　我和其他所有人一樣鼓掌。我喜歡婚禮。不過，我有很多話想說。

　　I want to say that one day you and your husband will fight about missed flights, and you’ll findyourself wistful for the days when you had to pay for only your own mistakes. I want to saythat at various points in your marriage, may it last forever, you will look at this person and feelonly rage. You will gaze at this man you once adored and think, “It sure would be nice to havethis whole place to myself.”

　　我想說，有一天，你和丈夫會因?yàn)闆]趕上飛機(jī)而吵架，你會懷念只用為自己的錯(cuò)誤付出代價(jià)的日子。我想說，在你們婚姻(希望它能天長地久)的很多個(gè)時(shí)刻，你會看著對方，心里只有憤怒。你會盯著這個(gè)你曾經(jīng)愛慕的男人心想：“這個(gè)地方要是只有我一個(gè)人該多好?！?/p>

　　In Zen Buddhism, meditation helps practitioners detach from the cycle of desire and suffering.In my brief stint as a religious studies major, I preferred Pure Land Buddhism, an alternatepath to enlightenment for people who (as one professor told us) may find it difficult toabandon worldly pain and passion because those things can also yield such beauty andcomfort. He summed it up as: “Life is suffering — and yet.”

　　禪宗佛教認(rèn)為，冥思能幫助修行者擺脫欲望和苦難的輪回。在我短暫的研究宗教的時(shí)期，我更喜歡凈土宗，它提供另一種開悟方法，(一位教授告訴我們)適合那些很難拋棄世俗痛苦和激情的人，因?yàn)槟切〇|西也能產(chǎn)生美和安慰。他總結(jié)說：“人生即苦難——不過……”

　　I think about that all the time: “And yet.” Such hedging, to me, is good religion and also the keyto a successful marriage. In the course of being together forever, you come across so many“and yets,” only some of them involving domestic air travel.

　　我經(jīng)常想起“不過”這個(gè)詞。在我看來，這樣的左右思量就是很好的宗教信仰，也是婚姻成功的關(guān)鍵。在長相廝守的過程中，你會碰到無數(shù)次“不過”，只有一部分涉及沒趕上國內(nèi)航班。

　　I love this person, and yet she’s such a mess. And yet when I’m sick, he’s not very nurturing.And yet we don’t want the same number of children. And yet I sometimes wonder what it wouldbe like to be single again.

　　我很愛這個(gè)人，不過，她過得一團(tuán)糟。不過，我生病的時(shí)候，他不是很會照顧我。不過，我們想要的孩子個(gè)數(shù)不一樣。不過，有時(shí)我想知道回到單身狀態(tài)會是什么樣。

　　The longer you are with someone, the more big and little “and yets” rack up. You love thisperson. Of course you plan to be with him or her forever. And yet forever can begin to seemlike a long time. Breaking up and starting fresh, which everyone around you seems to be doing,can begin to look like a wonderful and altogether logical proposition.

　　你和某個(gè)人在一起的時(shí)間越長，會有越多大大小小的“不過”積累起來。你很愛這個(gè)人。你當(dāng)然打算與其長相廝守。不過，有時(shí)永遠(yuǎn)會顯得很漫長。分手然后重新開始似乎是個(gè)很好、很合理的提議——你周圍的人似乎都在這樣做。

　　But “and yet” works the other way, too. Even during the darkest moments of my own marriage,I have had these nagging exceptions. And yet, we still make each other laugh. And yet, he isstill my person. And yet, I still love him.

　　但是，“不過”也能起到相反的作用。甚至在我婚姻最黑暗的時(shí)刻，我也曾這樣糾結(jié)地思考事情的另一面。不過，我們?nèi)阅芰顚Ψ酱笮Α２贿^，他仍是我的人。不過，我還愛他。

　　And so you don’t break up, and you outlast some more of your friends’ marriages.

　　所以，只要你們不分手，你們的婚姻就會比更多朋友的長久。

　　“The way to stay married,” my mother says, “is not to get divorced.”

　　“婚姻長久的秘訣，”我媽媽說，“就是不要離婚?！?/p>

　　“My parents were too poor to get divorced,” a friend told me that very day in Minneapolis as wewalked through the book fair. “And so they stayed married and then it seemed too late, andnow they’re glad.”

　　“當(dāng)時(shí)我爸媽太窮了，離不起婚，”在明尼阿波利斯得知丈夫錯(cuò)過飛機(jī)那天，一位朋友和我一起走過書展時(shí)說，“所以就沒離，等能離婚時(shí)，好像又太晚了，現(xiàn)在他們過得很愉快。”

　　Those are the things I think about when yet another person I used to think of as being part ofa happily married couple messages a friend of mine on Tinder.

　　我正在想這些事情時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)另一個(gè)我過去認(rèn)為婚姻幸福的人在Tinder上給我的一個(gè)朋友發(fā)了條消息。

　　Later that morning, while waiting to hear from my husband about the flights, I decided to killtime looking at houses on Trulia’s “Near Me.” When I used to travel alone as a teenager, I wouldstare at houses wherever I was and imagine what it would be like to live there. Now I still dothat, but I can also call up Trulia on my phone and see how much they cost.

　　那天早上晚些時(shí)候，在等丈夫告訴我航班的最新消息時(shí)，我決定用Trulia的“附近”功能看看房子，以消磨時(shí)間。我十幾歲獨(dú)自旅行時(shí)，不管走到哪兒，都喜歡盯著房子看，想象著自己住在里面的情景?，F(xiàn)在，我還喜歡這么做，不過我能通過手機(jī)上的Trulia查查它們值多少錢。

　　Comparing houses in Minneapolis, I found I actually preferred the cheaper, more ramshackle,family-friendly ones, like a two-bedroom that had “classic old world charm.” Hardwood floors!A built-in buffet! So much better, really, than the pricier one-bedroom I would live in as a singleperson on the other side of Powderhorn Park, with its new ceiling fans, three cedar closets andbreakfast nook.

　　在明尼阿波利斯比較房子時(shí)，我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己實(shí)際上更喜歡比較便宜、破舊的適合一家人住的房子，比如一幢具有“經(jīng)典復(fù)古韻味”的兩居室房子。實(shí)木地板!嵌入式碗柜!比起我要是單身的話會在保德霍恩公園(Powderhorn Park)另一側(cè)購買的更貴的一居室，這個(gè)真的要好得多。那個(gè)一居室新裝了吊扇，有三個(gè)杉木衣櫥和早餐座。

　　What would I even do with three cedar closets?

　　我要那三個(gè)衣櫥干什么?

　　Meanwhile, still no word from my husband about the flights.

　　其間，丈夫仍沒發(fā)來航班的消息。

　　One thing I love about marriage (and I love a lot of things about marriage) is that you can havea bad day or even a bad few years, full of doubt and fights and confusion and storming out ofthe house. But as long as you don’t get divorced, you are no less married than couples whonever have a hint of trouble (I am told such people exist).

　　我喜歡婚姻的一點(diǎn)(我喜歡婚姻的很多方面)是，你可能有一天甚至好幾年都過得不開心，充滿疑慮、爭吵、困惑，甚至摔門而去。但是只要你不離婚，你和那些沒有一點(diǎn)矛盾的夫妻(我聽說這樣的夫妻真的存在)一樣，都是處于婚姻狀態(tài)。

　　You can be bad at a religion and still be 100 percent that religion. Just because you take theLord’s name in vain doesn’t make you suddenly a non-Christian. You can be a sinner. In fact, Ithink it’s good theology that no matter how hard you try, you are sure to be a sinner, just asyou are sure to be lousy, at least sometimes, at being married. There is perfection only indeath.

　　你可能沒有履行一種宗教的教義，但仍完全是那個(gè)宗教的教徒。僅僅因?yàn)槟阃Q上帝之名，并不代表你突然之間不是_了。你可能是罪人。實(shí)際上，我認(rèn)為下面這條真是很好的神論——不管你多努力，你都一定是罪人，就像你一定不擅長婚姻一樣(至少在某些時(shí)候)。只有死亡是完美的。

　　It is easy for people who have never tried to do anything as strange and difficult as beingmarried to say marriage doesn’t matter, or to condemn those who fail at it, or to mock thosewho even try. But there is so much beauty in the trying, and in the failing, and in the tryingagain. Peter renounced Jesus three times before the cock crowed. And yet, he was the rockupon whom Christ built his church.

　　對那些從未嘗試過婚姻這種奇怪而困難的事情的人來說，他們很容易講婚姻無所謂，或者指責(zé)那些婚姻失敗的人，或者嘲笑那些嘗試婚姻生活的人。但是在這嘗試、失敗、再嘗試之中有很多美好。雞鳴之前，彼得三次不認(rèn)耶穌。但是，彼得是耶穌基督創(chuàng)建教堂的基石。

　　At weddings, I do not contradict my beaming newlywed friends when they talk about how theywill gracefully succeed where nearly everyone in human history has floundered. I only wish Icould tell them they will suffer occasionally in this marriage — and not only sitcom-gradesquabbles, but possibly even dark-night-of-the-soul despair.

　　在婚禮上，當(dāng)喜氣洋洋的新婚朋友們談?wù)撟约簩嗝磧?yōu)雅地成功經(jīng)營婚姻(盡管人類歷史上幾乎所有人都是在婚姻中艱難掙扎)時(shí)，我不會反駁他們。我只是希望自己能告訴他們，在婚姻中，他們會偶爾受折磨，不只是情景喜劇級別的小吵小鬧，而可能是痛徹心扉的絕望。

　　That doesn’t mean they are doomed to divorce, just that it’s unlikely they will be each other’sbest friend every single minute forever. And that while it’s good to aim high, it’s quite probablethey will let each other down many times in ways both petty and profound that in this blissfulmoment they can’t even fathom.

　　我的意思不是說他們注定會離婚，只不過他們不可能每一分鐘都是對方最好的朋友。雖然把目標(biāo)定得高點(diǎn)是好事，但他們很可能會讓對方或深或淺地失望很多次，這是他們在這充滿喜悅的時(shí)刻不能理解的。

　　But I would go on to say (had I not by that point been thrown out of the banquet hall): Epicfailure is part of being human, and it’s definitely part of being married. It’s part of what beingalive means, occasionally screwing up in expensive ways. And that’s part of what marriagemeans, sometimes hating this other person but staying together because you promised youwould. And then, days or weeks later, waking up and loving him again, loving him still.

　　但我會接著說(如果我還沒被從宴會廳轟出去的話)：漫長的失敗是做人的一部分，無疑也是婚姻的一部分。它是活著的一部分，偶爾代價(jià)慘重。它也是婚姻意義的一部分，有時(shí)你恨對方，但你們還會在一起，因?yàn)槟阋炎龀龀兄Z。幾天或幾周后，你早上醒來，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己又重新愛上他，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己依然愛著他。

　　Finally, nearly two hours after my husband’s original flight left, I texted him to ask if he wasstill on hold.

　　在丈夫最初的航班起飛近兩個(gè)小時(shí)后，我發(fā)短信問他辦好了沒有。

　　“We just got in a cab,” he replied. “Flying Air Wisconsin, baby!”

　　“我們剛上出租車，”他回復(fù)說，“搭乘威斯康星航空公司(Air Wisconsin)的航班，寶貝!”

　　“Did you have to pay for the tickets again?” I texted.

　　“你是不是又付了機(jī)票錢?”我發(fā)短信問。

　　The phone was silent. In that quiet moment, sitting in my hotel room, I found myselfdaydreaming about the one-bedroom apartment looking out onto Powderhorn Park. Afterwaking up alone, I would brew some coffee, switch on one of my many ceiling fans, grab arobe from my largest cedar closet and head for my breakfast nook.

　　他暫時(shí)沒有回復(fù)。在那段時(shí)間里，我坐在酒店房間里，幻想著自己住在那個(gè)一居室里，眺望保德霍恩公園。早上獨(dú)自醒來后，我會煮點(diǎn)咖啡，打開其中一個(gè)吊扇，從最大的杉木衣櫥里拿出一件袍子，走向自己的早餐座。

　　“Nope,” he wrote back.

　　“不用，”他回復(fù)道。

　　And suddenly I was back in the bigger place on the cheaper side of the park. My family wascoming to join me. And I was glad.

　　突然之間，我又回到了公園另一側(cè)更便宜的大房子里。我的家人要來和我團(tuán)聚了。我好高興。