外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話一：蘑菇與毒蕈(中英)

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

　　年少的童子軍:我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒覃區(qū)別開(kāi)呢?

　　Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

　　年長(zhǎng)的童子軍:上床前吃一個(gè)。

　　If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　如果你第二天早上醒來(lái)，那就是蘑菇。

外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹

　　外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話二：你會(huì)怎么辦?

　　Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

　　兒子：媽媽?zhuān)绻腥舜蛩榱四阕詈玫幕ㄆ?，你?huì)怎么辦?

　　Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

　　媽媽?zhuān)何乙崴€不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺(jué)!

　　Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

　　兒子：好了，你準(zhǔn)備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶摔碎了。

　　外國(guó)英語(yǔ)幽默笑話三：哭泣的飼養(yǎng)員(中英)

　　A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

　　一名參觀動(dòng)物園的游客注意到一名飼養(yǎng)員正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他問(wèn)是怎么回事，別人告訴他大象死了。

　　"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.

　　“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”游客問(wèn)道。

　　"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

　　“并非如此，”那人回答說(shuō)，“他負(fù)責(zé)給大象挖墓穴。”