雙語情感美文：女人那些小秘密

　　摘錄:女人不能領(lǐng)略體育節(jié)目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現(xiàn)實(shí)的東西中尋找娛樂，女人則從那些能提醒她們現(xiàn)實(shí)有多糟糕的東西中尋找娛樂。所有女人都會(huì)說自己超重，但千萬別對(duì)此表示贊同。

　　雙語情感美文：女人那些小秘密

　　1.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

　　女人喜歡交談。沉默使她們不安，她們需要用交談打破沉默，即使她們沒什么可說的。

　　2.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

　　女人喜歡購(gòu)物。她們覺得那是她們?cè)谶@個(gè)世界上唯一能控制的領(lǐng)域。

　　3.Women especially love a bargain.

　　女人特別喜歡便宜貨。

　　4.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.

　　女人需要感覺到別人不如她們。

　　5.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

　　女人討厭蟲子。當(dāng)看到一只蜘蛛或黃蜂時(shí)，即使意志力很強(qiáng)的女人也需要一個(gè)男人在身旁。

　　6.Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

　　女人經(jīng)常結(jié)伴去公共衛(wèi)生間。這是她們閑談的好機(jī)會(huì)。

　　7.Women think all beer is the same.

　　女人覺得所有品牌的啤酒都是一個(gè)味兒。

　　8.Women don' understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

　　女人不能領(lǐng)略體育節(jié)目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現(xiàn)實(shí)的東西中尋找娛樂，女人則從那些能提醒她們現(xiàn)實(shí)有多糟糕的東西中尋找娛樂。

　　9.Women are paid less than men, except for one field:Modeling.

　　女人的薪水比男人低，只有一個(gè)行業(yè)例外———模特。

　　10.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive car themselves.

　　女人對(duì)汽車一無所知，即使她們自己開車。

　　11.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

　　女人喜歡煲電話粥。一個(gè)女人去看她的女朋友，她們一起生活了兩個(gè)星期，她剛剛回家便會(huì)給這個(gè)女朋友打電話，她們會(huì)聊上3個(gè)小時(shí)。

　　12.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,“How do I look?”

　　在“我看上去怎么樣?” 這個(gè)問題上，女人不想得到誠(chéng)實(shí)的答案。

　　13.“Oh,nothing,”has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.

　　“哦，沒什么。”這句話在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

　　14.All women will say that they are overweight, but don't agree with them about it.

　　所有女人都會(huì)說自己超重，但千萬別對(duì)此表示贊同。

　　15.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

　　面對(duì)超速行駛的罰單，噘嘴可以使女人免于處罰，卻會(huì)使男人被拘留。

　　16.Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary.

　　女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感，盡管她們聲稱幽默感很重要。

　　17.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men;women will always catch men checking out other women.

　　女人在出門前將花費(fèi)數(shù)小時(shí)化妝，然后她們出門，花更多時(shí)間注視其他女人。男人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)察覺女人注視著其他男人，而女人總能察覺男人注視著其他女人。

　　18.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

　　最讓女人尷尬的就是在一個(gè)正式的聚會(huì)上發(fā)現(xiàn)另一個(gè)女人穿著和自己同樣的衣服。