小學(xué)二年級英語對話

　　下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的小學(xué)二年級英語對話，希望對大家有幫助。

　　小學(xué)二年級英語對話一：

　　男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

　　女:Sure.

　　男:What is your father’s name?

　　女:Happy!

　　男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

　　女:Smile!

　　男:Are you joking?

　　女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

　　男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead.

　　男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

　　band. Will you join us?

　　女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

　　男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you

　　can play piano very well.

　　女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

　　男:What are you good at?

　　女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

　　男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

　　女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.

　　男:Really? What does he like?

　　小學(xué)二年級英語對話二：

　　One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

　　Girl: Father, I have sinned.

　　Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

　　Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

　　Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

　　Girl: He touched my breast.

　　Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

　　Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

　　Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

　　Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

　　Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

　　Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

　　Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

　　Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

　　Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

　　Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

　　Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

　　Girl: But he had AIDS!!

　　Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

　　女:He prefers quiet music.

　　男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

　　女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

　　男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

　　女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

　　男:Why not?

　　女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

　　男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band

　　女:what is it?

　　男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

　　女:Are you joking?

　　男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

　　女:Well, that makes sense?!