兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話搞笑的短文(2)
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話搞笑的短文
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話篇五
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒(méi)有睡著
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話篇六
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
“你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)，“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。”
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話篇七
Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會(huì)...... 你也有這樣的遭遇啊……我們是要做直升報(bào)告的……我初二、現(xiàn)在也在找文……
A：What’s on your hand?
你受手上的是什么?
B：Watch.
手表。
A：How to spell that?
怎么拼?
B：T-H-A-T~
T,H,A,T.
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話篇八
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。
兩人英語(yǔ)幽默對(duì)話篇九
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問(wèn)。
"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。"
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