有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
英語(yǔ)對(duì)話的內(nèi)容如果生動(dòng)有趣,語(yǔ)言清新優(yōu)美的話,心情也會(huì)很輕松愉快呢。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編給大家整理的有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話,供大家參閱!
有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:電視臺(tái)主持人和酒店老板
(電視臺(tái)主持人Jimmy/希爾頓酒店美女老板Hilton)
Host: Paris Hilton,the name that’s on every one’s lip these past few week, and here now her an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton
Jimmy: As we agreed, we won’t be discussing the scandal that's been in the papears these last couple weeks, ok Paris Hilton: Thank you, Jimmy I appreciated that
Jimmy: No problem, no problem, we just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton, so your family, they own hotels, they go around the world right? Paris Hilton: They are set at New York, London, Paris Jimmy: So, so there actually there is a Paris Hilton Paris Hilton: Yes, There is Jimmy: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
Paris Hilton: Actually it’s a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you’ve heard Jimmy: Yeah, I hear that Paris Hilton is very beautiful Paris Hilton: I am glad you heard that Jimmy: I actually hear its picture is prefect, can I take picture of it? Paris Hilton: Not any more
Jimmy: Can’t do that any more, today ahh, they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton? Paris Hilton: No
Jimmy: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
Paris Hilton: Hum, it might be for you, but most will find it very … Jimmy: I am a very important person, I may need to go through the back entrance Paris Hilton: No way, that back entrance is exit only Jimmy: Ok, I threw a lot events, do they have a ball room there? Paris Hilton: We do
Jimmy: Oh great, I’d love to have my balls held by Paris Hilton, I’d like to check into the Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton: I don’t think you can
Jimmy: Really, cause I only need to stay there maybe like a minute, a minute and half, not even that 40 45 seconds maybe Paris Hilton: Oh Well, I hope you enjoy it
Jimmy: I did I mean I will, I will.
有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:幽默英語(yǔ)笑話情景對(duì)話
經(jīng)典對(duì)話一:
男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?)
女:Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必,我我寧愿留下那些錢(qián)。 )
經(jīng)典對(duì)話二:
this seat empty?(直譯:這個(gè)座位是空的吧?)
女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)
經(jīng)典對(duì)話三:
男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
經(jīng)典對(duì)話四:
男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂(lè)。)
女:Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說(shuō)你要離開(kāi)?)
經(jīng)典對(duì)話五:
男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見(jiàn)過(guò)你?)
女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個(gè)地方的原因。)
經(jīng)典對(duì)話六:
男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼。)
男:Can I have your name?(直譯:我能有你的名字嗎?)
女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)
有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:英語(yǔ)笑話情景對(duì)話
經(jīng)典對(duì)話一:
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
經(jīng)典對(duì)話二:
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
經(jīng)典對(duì)話三:
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
經(jīng)典對(duì)話四:
4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
經(jīng)典對(duì)話五:
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
有趣的英語(yǔ)對(duì)話:沙灘上有趣的對(duì)話
On the beach
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
一男于沙灘上裸曬。
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned,
為了文明點(diǎn),也因?yàn)榕绿?yáng)灼傷它
he had a hat over his
privates.
他給私處蓋上草帽。
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
一女路過(guò),竊笑道:
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
“如果你是紳士,你就應(yīng)該舉起草帽向女士敬禮”
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
該男揚(yáng)了揚(yáng)他的一側(cè)眉毛,答道:
"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." “
如果你不這么丑的話,它會(huì)自動(dòng)舉起來(lái)的.”