李陽(yáng)的瘋狂英語(yǔ)眾所周知，現(xiàn)在英語(yǔ)越來(lái)越重要。國(guó)家也在英語(yǔ)方面進(jìn)行了不少改革，小編在這里預(yù)祝大家能擺脫啞巴英語(yǔ)，開(kāi)口就能流利地說(shuō)出一口流利的英語(yǔ)。下面就由學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)幾則英語(yǔ)對(duì)話(huà)，大家可以多讀幾遍，練一練語(yǔ)感。

　　英語(yǔ)表演對(duì)話(huà)Section 1

　　TEDDY: (走到他父親的辦公桌 .)

　　Dad, there's something I want to tell you.

　　LAWSON: Oh, is that so! What is it?

　　TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Lisa and she's accepted me.

　　LAWSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?

　　TEDDY: Right away. That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the honeymoon.

　　LAWSON: Oh... I will, will I? (敲著桌子, 站起來(lái)，走到Teddy旁邊.) I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you. You haven't any backbone... you can't say NO! I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it. And you did great. Ha!... If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me.

　　TEDDY: I did the best I could!

　　LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man. The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say "NO." At all times NO. Especially in a credit business like mine. But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.

　　TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say "no."

　　LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say "no" before I finance any honeymoon. (Lawson is below desk. 然后，電話(huà)響了鈴鈴鈴， Lawson 回到自己的書(shū)桌旁, 迅速拿起電話(huà)，坐下) Lawson talking...! (聽(tīng)了一會(huì).) NO!!!I... said...NO. (又聽(tīng)了會(huì))Then I'll foreclose. That's final. NO! (Lawson掛了電話(huà)， 看著 Teddy.)That's how I make my money. Being able to say NO. NO. NO. And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.

　　TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad... and I'll try to make good.

　　LAWSON: Do you mean it? All right... I'll give you another chance. You want money for a honeymoon? .Very well! You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say NO.

　　TEDDY: One hundred dollars?

　　LAWSON: Right! Do you think you can do it?

　　TEDDY: I'll try.

　　LAWSON: (走到Miss Collins旁邊.) Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone. You can sit at my desk. (Miss Collins 沒(méi)有馬上移動(dòng).) NOW!(她跳著站起來(lái)，穿越舞臺(tái).)

　　COLLINS: Yes, sir!

　　LAWSON: (走到 Miss Collins旁邊) And I don't want you to leave it for a second. Understand? (Miss Collins點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭.) And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO. But remember, if he answers YES just once... he forfeits every "NO." ( 看著Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.

　　LAWSON: (走到門(mén)口, 從衣帽架上拿起外套和帽子) Very well. You'll be in charge here for one-half hour... (看了一下手表.) Now remember... Not one "Yes."... It must be "NO" to everything. (Lawson 退場(chǎng) ，用力關(guān)門(mén).)

　　英語(yǔ)表演對(duì)話(huà)Section 2

　　(Teddy 笑著站了一會(huì). 電話(huà)響了鈴鈴鈴 ， 他穿過(guò)舞臺(tái)，沖到放在書(shū)桌上的電話(huà)旁邊, 接

　　起電話(huà)并大聲喊到).

　　TEDDY: NO. Positively NO! (掛了電話(huà). 在舞臺(tái)上溜達(dá)著, 對(duì)著很吃驚的Miss Collins笑了笑.) That's two... Put them down.

　　COLLINS: (記錄著.) Yes, sir. (電話(huà)響了鈴鈴鈴. Teddy 又快速拿起電話(huà), Miss Collins提醒他小心點(diǎn).) You’d better hear who it is, sir. It may be important.

　　TEDDY: Hello? (重復(fù)著那邊人對(duì)他說(shuō)的話(huà).) Is Mr. Lawson in? NO! Do I mind speaking for him? NO! What? NO!

　　COLLINS: (站起來(lái)，懇求的說(shuō).) Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?

　　TEDDY: (看著Miss Collins.) No. Put them all down... there were five of them. (對(duì)著電話(huà)說(shuō).) No, no, no! (對(duì)著 Miss Collins舉起三根手指.) I wasn't talking to you... I was talking to Mr. Lawson's secretary. What? No! I should worry? No! (掛了電話(huà).)

　　COLLINS: (害怕地說(shuō)) Aren't you going a little too far, sir?

　　TEDDY: No! There's another. Are you keeping strict account of them? How many are there? COLLINS: Just... just thirteen, sir.

　　TEDDY: Thirteen, eh?

　　COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?

　　TEDDY: No! That makes fourteen! Well, that's a trip to California, anyway. (電話(huà)響了鈴鈴鈴. 但這次 Miss Collins 先接起電話(huà).)

　　COLLINS: Hello? ( 聽(tīng)了會(huì))Just a second, please. (捂住話(huà)筒，對(duì) Teddy 很小聲的說(shuō).) It's T. J. Morgan to see your father.

　　TEDDY: No!

　　COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?

　　TEDDY: No!

　　COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see Mr. Lawson?

　　TEDDY: Tell him NO!

　　COLLINS: (對(duì)著電話(huà)說(shuō).) No! (掛了電話(huà).)

　　TEDDY: (享受著這一切.) Add three more to the list. How many is that now? (這時(shí)候T. J. Morgan唐突的沖進(jìn)房間.)

　　MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in? (走到 Teddy旁邊.) TEDDY: No! (Miss Collins保持紀(jì)錄每一個(gè)"no.")

　　MORGAN: (看著 Miss Collins .) Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you? (Mill Collins 正想回答，但是Teddy打斷了.)

　　TEDDY: No! (沖著 Miss Collins 舉起一根手指)

　　MORGAN: (回過(guò)頭看著 Teddy .) Oh, then it was you?

　　TEDDY: No!

　　MORGAN: (疑惑的問(wèn).) Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office?

　　TEDDY: No!

　　MORGAN: Can't you say anything but "NO-O-O!?"

　　TEDDY: "NO-O-O!"

　　MORGAN: (厭煩的揮動(dòng)了一下手.) You're a silly ass... Will you deny that?

　　TEDDY: For a hundred dollars? NO! (看著 Miss Collins示意她記錄下來(lái).)

　　MORGAN: You're impossible. You tell him that T. J. Morgan was here to see him about our business. He likes to make money the same as everybody, doesn't he?

　　TEDDY: Yeah....Err. . NO!

　　MORGAN: What? (在 Teddy的臉前晃了晃手指.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in our business anymore? (Miss Collins 努力想說(shuō)話(huà). Morgan快速轉(zhuǎn)頭看著她) Were you going to say something?

　　TEDDY: No. She - she wasn't!

　　MORGAN: What? He doesn't want to make a hundred thousand dollars?

　　TEDDY: (猶豫了一下.) N-n-no.

　　MORGAN: OH! He doesn't, eh? I'll tend to him. He'll find out when he fools with T. J. Morgan ，he's fooling with fire. I'll show him... I'll show him... (邊說(shuō)著邊出去了.)

　　英語(yǔ)表演對(duì)話(huà)Section 3

　　COLLINS: (站起來(lái)，走到他旁邊.) Oh, Mr. Lawson, you'll ruin your father. And after all he is your father, isn't he?

　　TEDDY: No! (仍然笑著.)

　　COLLINS: (腳后跟向后搖晃了一下.) Oh, sir do you know what you are saying?

　　TEDDY: No! I'm only thinking of a honeymoon in some far-off romantic spot... and if he stays away long enough, I'm sure it will be Venice. Go over there and count "no's." How many have we got now?

　　COLLINS: (在書(shū)桌上數(shù)著 .) Thirty-eight, sir.

　　TEDDY: Thirty-eight hundred dollars. Good. (電話(huà)響了鈴鈴鈴.)

　　COLLINS: Hello! Very well! (掛了電話(huà). 看著Teddy.) Miss Lisa is here, sir.

　　TEDDY: (驚訝地說(shuō)) Oh, I can't see her now!

　　COLLINS: I'm sorry, sir, but I told her that you were here, and she's coming in! (Miss Collins滿(mǎn)意地笑著)

　　TEDDY: Oh, Lord!

　　COLLINS: And remember, sir, not one YES... it must be NO to everything. (Lisa 興奮的走進(jìn)來(lái).) LISA: Hello, Teddy Bear.

　　TEDDY: Hello, darling!

　　LISA: Did you tell your father we were going to be married?

　　TEDDY: Ye. .ye . . . P-Pos-itive-ly! (他掠過(guò)自己的肩得意的看著 Miss Collins)

　　LISA: You're a darling... and you're my darling, aren’t you?

　　TEDDY: Oh, ye....ye . . . You said it! (摸著自己的額頭.) But don't you think you'd better run along now, and I'll see you after work? (他幫她走向門(mén)口.她又把他向回推)

　　LISA: No, I'll stay. Don't you always want to be near me?

　　TEDDY: (看著Lisa撅起的嘴唇，他差點(diǎn)忘記了要說(shuō)no) I'll say ye.. years and years to come will find us together.(Teddy 得意的看著 COLLINS.)

　　LISA: Then you do love me better than anything else in the world... don't you? Say YES (懇求的說(shuō))

　　TEDDY: Yes....ye ye... (要尋找別的話(huà)題，他看了一下電話(huà).) Did that phone ring?

　　LISA：No, it didn't. You are glad you proposed to me yesterday, aren't you, dear? Say YES! (她充滿(mǎn)愛(ài)意的把手放在Teddy的臉上 ，把他的頭轉(zhuǎn)向自己這邊)

　　TEDDY: (忘記了一會(huì).) YEAH.. YEAH. (他看到Miss Collins鉛筆放在嘴唇上，站起來(lái)) YER-T-AY was the happiest day of my life. (看著 Miss Collins.) That was yesterday.

　　LISA: (疑惑的問(wèn).) And don't you feel the same today?

　　TEDDY: Yeah....Ye. . Ye... Indeed I do.

　　LISA: And you'll always be good to me, won't you, dear?

　　TEDDY: Ye...ye...you know I will.

　　LISA: (指著 Miss Collins.) Is that woman your father's secretary?

　　TEDDY: Ye... Young Miss Collins is father's secretary. Meet my fiancée, Miss Lisa.

　　COLLINS: (站起來(lái)鞠躬.) Charmed to meet you, Miss Lisa. Mr. Lawson has spoken of you very often, haven't you, Mr. Lawson?

　　TEDDY: Oh, ye Huh? Have I?

　　LISA: (安慰他說(shuō).) Poor Teddy Bear. I've noticed you've acted sort of strangely today. I think I'll run along now and leave you to your work. (Lisa 走向門(mén)口 .) (Teddy 跟著她走向門(mén)口)

　　LISA: (突然想起了什么,返回來(lái).) Oh, my dear! I was leaving and forgetting the most important thing of all. Isn't our marriage the most important thing in the world to us?

　　TEDDY: Ye . . . ye. . You know it is!

　　LISA: (拿起他的手) Do you take me for your lawful wedded wife? Well, you must say "Yes." TEDDY: (仍然看著 Miss Collins.) I... I can't... (把手放臉上，背對(duì)著她們.)

　　LISA: What? Teddy Lawson, do you mean to say you don't want to say "Yes"?

　　TEDDY: No!

　　LISA: Then answer... YES or NO!

　　TEDDY: Darling... I must say NO!

　　LISA: Oh! NOW I see, yes, you’ve been acting so now. Yes you said no.

　　TEDDY: Darling, it was for your good that I said it.

　　LISA: For my good! Oh, it's the woman who must pay!

　　TEDDY: You're wrong; it's Dad who must pay.

　　LISA: Oh, so it was your father who bought your love for money. Well, I'll see him about this. Oh, my heart is breaking, my heart is breaking... (她哭著退場(chǎng)了.)

　　英語(yǔ)表演對(duì)話(huà)Section 4

　　LAWSON吃完飯回來(lái)了，Teddy 很滿(mǎn)意的笑著

　　LAWSON：(看著Collins)How many times have my son said no?

　　COLLINS：41. Sir.

　　LAWSON：O, My god!(看著Teddy)I can’t believe you can do it. (轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)頭看著Collins)But is there something special happened? (Teddy 低下了頭)

　　COLLINS: Ye... sir .Just now, T J Morgan and Miss Lisa came in. No matter what they asked, Mr. Teddy only said no. So Mr. Morgan was very angry and Miss Lisa left in tears.

　　LAWSON：O I see.(想了會(huì)，看著Teddy)OK，My dear son, I will give you the money that you should get.

　　TEDDY:(非常高興的說(shuō))Thank you, dad. I am so happy that I can go on a honeymoon with my girlfriend

　　LAWSON：Although you did it, but you know you ruined my business. I hope you can say yes when you should say yes, but you must say no when you should say no.

　　TEDDY: O I see, dad. I love you, forever. (兩人擁抱)