笑話大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。以下是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的小學(xué)生英文腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　Questions:

　　1.When does a student's brain stop working in class

　　學(xué)生在課堂上什么時候大腦停止工作

　　2.When can Mother stop worrying about her delicate vase

　　母親什么時候才不會擔(dān)心她那只精致細巧的花瓶

　　3.What can't talk but can speak the truth

　　什么東西不會講話卻會以實相告

　　4.What's full when it's used and empty when it's at rest

　　什么東西用時滿,閑時空

　　Keys:

　　1.When they're called on to answer questions.

　　當(dāng)叫到他們回答問題時.

　　2.When it's broken.

　　摔破以后.

　　3.A mirror.

　　鏡子.

　　4.A shoe.

　　鞋子.

　　英語繞口令

　　1 Bobby Bippy bought a bat.鮑勃比皮買了一個球拍

　　2 Bobby Bippy bought a ball.鮑勃比皮買個一個球

　　3 With his bat Bob banged the ball 鮑勃用他的球拍擊球

　　4 Banged it bump against the wall 把球猛的打到了墻上

　　5 But so boldly Bobby banged it 但是鮑勃用的力氣太大了

　　6 That he burst his rubber ball 以至于把球打爆了

　　7 "Boo!" cried Bobby “波!”鮑勃哭了

　　8 Bad luck ball 倒霉的球

　　9 Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball 倒霉的鮑勃，倒霉的球

　　10 Now to drown his many troubles 現(xiàn)在，為了解決他的麻煩

　　11 Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. 鮑勃波比使用了鼓風(fēng)球

　　英語笑話故事

　　I didn't know that I was so far

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells andbullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, “ where are you going?”

　　“I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.

　　“Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily. “I'm your commanding officer.”

　　The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, “My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

　　我想不到已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠

　　第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間，一場大戰(zhàn)役正在進行。槍炮轟鳴，炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過了一個小時后，一個士兵認(rèn)定戰(zhàn)斗對他來說變得太危險了，所以他離開前線開始逃離戰(zhàn)場。步行了一個小時之后，他看見一個軍官向他走過來。那軍官叫住他說：“你要到哪兒去?”

　　“長官，我正盡可能遠地躲開我們身后正在進行的戰(zhàn)役，”士兵回答說。

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地對他說：“我是你的指揮官。”

　　那士兵聽到此話感到非常驚訝，說：“天哪，我想不到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠了!”