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　　英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　Questions:

　　1.On April lst,1990,160 people walked out of the bestcinema in Chicago.What happened

　　1990年4月1日, 160人從芝加哥最好的影院出來(lái).發(fā)生了什事

　　2.It usually takes a man two days to travel from SanFrancisco to New York by car. But Mr.Black left SanFrancisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it

　　從舊金山到紐約開(kāi)車一般需要2天時(shí)間,可是布萊克先生星期五離開(kāi)舊金山,當(dāng)天就到了紐約.他怎樣做到的

　　3.What's too much for one and just right for two

　　什么東西對(duì)一個(gè)人來(lái)說(shuō)太多,對(duì)兩個(gè)人來(lái)說(shuō)正好

　　Keys:

　　1.The film was over.

　　電影散場(chǎng)了.

　　2.He took a plane.

　　他坐的是飛機(jī).

　　3.A secret.

　　秘密.

　　Notes:

　　3.英語(yǔ)中"Just between you and me"意即"keep it a secret"(僅

　　限于你我之間,請(qǐng)保守秘密).

　　英語(yǔ)繞口令

　　1. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter。

　　貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面。

　　2. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks。

　　當(dāng)里爾登讀評(píng)論時(shí)，麗塔重復(fù)里爾登背誦的東西。

　　3. Few free fruit flies fly from flames。

　　沒(méi)有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過(guò)去。

　　4. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate。

　　五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰(zhàn)艦上自由的飄揚(yáng)。

　　5. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight。for a bright night light is just like a slight light。

　　像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點(diǎn)一盞夜燈，因?yàn)槊髁恋囊篃粢矔?huì)變得微弱。

　　7. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together。

　　一位和氣的農(nóng)民養(yǎng)了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農(nóng)民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過(guò)了一段很美好的時(shí)光。

　　8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

　　如果裁紙機(jī)能裁紙的話，一個(gè)裁紙機(jī)能裁多少?gòu)埣埬?

　　9. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See。

　　西先生有一個(gè)鋸，薩先生有一個(gè)秋千?，F(xiàn)在在薩先生看見(jiàn)西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。

　　10. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話故事：I didn't know that I was so far back already

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

　　第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間，一場(chǎng)大戰(zhàn)役正在進(jìn)行。槍炮轟鳴，炮彈和子彈到處亂飛。這樣過(guò)了一個(gè)小時(shí)后，一個(gè)士兵認(rèn)定戰(zhàn)斗對(duì)他來(lái)說(shuō)變得太危險(xiǎn)了，所以他離開(kāi)前線開(kāi)始逃離戰(zhàn)場(chǎng)。步行了一個(gè)小時(shí)之后，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)軍官向他走過(guò)來(lái)。那軍官叫住他說(shuō)：“你要到哪兒去?” “長(zhǎng)官，我正盡可能遠(yuǎn)地躲開(kāi)我們身后正在進(jìn)行的戰(zhàn)役，”士兵回答說(shuō)。 “你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”軍官生氣地對(duì)他說(shuō)：“我是你的指揮官。” 那士兵聽(tīng)到此話感到非常驚訝，說(shuō)：“天哪，我想不到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠(yuǎn)了!”