初一生,這18條你們都會嗎?
初一生,這18條你們都會嗎?
1. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why?
Because is a pigboat. (注:pigboat,潛水艇.)
2. Will liars be honest after they die?
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.(注:Lie still 躺著不動,依舊撒謊.)
3. What always goes up and never goes down?
Your age.
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
He wants to have a hot dog.
5. Why can a bride hide nothing?
Because someone will give her away. (注:give away 揭發(fā),在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎.)
6. Why is the library the highest building?
It has the most stories. (注:story 故事;樓層.)
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?
The bridge of a nose.
8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A whole world.
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
They want to make faces. (注:make face 做鬼臉;做鐘表面.)
10. What bird lifts heavy things?
Crane. (注:crane 鶴,舉重機.)
11.why do you buy books?
I'm a worm.books are my dishes.
12.Can you name five things that contain milk?
Butter and cheese, ice-cream and two cows.
13.What has hands but no feet,a face but no eyes,tell but talk?
Clock.
14.What does everybody do at the same time?
Grow old/Breathe.
15.How long should your legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
16.What has four legs and a back can't walk?
Desk.
17.What happens when you throw arock in the red sea?
The rock will be disappeared.
18.Which candle burns longer,a black one or a white one?
The same. b-l-a-c-k five letters,w-h-i-t-e five letters also.