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　　1.You're never too old to learn something stupid.

　　越活越“二”?；畹嚼?，二到老。

　　2.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

　　在這個世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是傷害你，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。

　　3.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

　　知識就是說你知道西紅柿是一種水果;智慧就好似不要把它放進(jìn)水果沙拉里。

　　4.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

　　上帝瞅著咱們呢，大伙好歹喜感點(diǎn)吧!

　　5.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

　　老子拼死拼活奮斗到食物鏈頂端，不是為了成為一個素食者。

　　6.Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

　　剽悍的人生不需要解釋。

　　7.It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end

　　8.跳樓的時(shí)候，“啊——”的時(shí)候還沒死，“啪!”那才是死了。

　　9.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were

　　好客就是：讓客人覺得他們像在他們家一樣，盡管你真的希望他們滾回他們家。

　　10.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants。

　　直譯：如果你始終腳踏實(shí)地，那就別想穿褲子了。

　　好笑的英語個性簽名

　　Love, and caring, ruins you.

　　愛，和太在乎，會毀了你。

　　Nothing worth having comes easy.

　　值得擁有的東西永遠(yuǎn)來之不易。

　　Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

　　人生不公平，但依然美好。

　　Originally，as long as separate the people，no matter how familiar with original，slowly also become alienated. 原來，只要分開了的人，無論原來多么熟悉，也會慢慢變得疏遠(yuǎn)……

　　I would rather be fat in a delicate way than be slim like everyone else.

　　寧可胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。

　　There is no key to happiness.The door is always open.

　　這世界上沒有通往幸福之門的鑰匙，因?yàn)槟莻€門總是打開的。

　　The possibilities are endless when you work hard and never give up.

　　只要努力拼搏，永不放棄，就有無限的可能性。

　　We blame society, but we are society.

　　我們總在指責(zé)社會，而與此同時(shí)，我們就是這個社會。

　　You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

　　當(dāng)你睡不著的時(shí)候，你就知道你戀愛了。因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)實(shí)終于比夢境美妙了。

　　Letting go doesn't mean that you're a quitter. It doesn't mean that you lost. It just means that you realize in that moment that's it's time to let go and move on.

　　放手不代表放棄，不代表你輸了。那只代表你知道在那一刻你該放手了，然后繼續(xù)生活。

　　Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。

　　世界總是在變，但我卻怎么也便不出來。

　　人生何處不杯具，唯有面對飲水機(jī)。

　　Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

　　鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

　　One should love animals They are so tasty

　　每個人都應(yīng)該熱愛動物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

　　每個成功男人的背后，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后，都有兩個。

　　Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise

　　聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。

　　Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

　　成功是一個相關(guān)名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系)。

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

　　Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

　　愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。

　　Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children

　　后排座位上的小孩會生出意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

　　"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

　　"現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會吧。

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

　　應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

　　"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk? "

　　"努力工作不會導(dǎo)致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明。

　　"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! "

　　"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作。

　　God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends

　　神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

　　When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

　　兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個人才是!

　　A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view

　　服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn

　　學(xué)的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來著?

　　No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry

　　沒有人值得你流淚，值得讓你這么做的人不會讓你哭泣。

　　If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson

　　如果你失敗了，千萬別忘了汲取教訓(xùn)。

　　Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

　　不要為那些不愿在你身上花費(fèi)時(shí)間的人而浪費(fèi)你的時(shí)間

　　Live a noble and honest life Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again

　　過一種高尚而誠實(shí)的生活。當(dāng)你年老時(shí)回想起過去，你就能再一次享受人生。

　　To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

　　對于世界而言，你是一個人;但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。

　　Never judge people by their appearance

　　永遠(yuǎn)不要以貌取人。

　　Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

　　不要著急，最好的總會在最不經(jīng)意的時(shí)候出現(xiàn)。

　　Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them

　　記住：最好的愛存在于對別人的愛勝于對別人的索求之上。

　　Use your crystal goblets Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it

　　舉起你的酒杯吧。不要吝嗇灑上你最好的香水，你想用的時(shí)候就享用吧!

　　Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs

　　尋找更多的知識，多讀一些書，坐在你家的前廊里，以贊美的眼光去享受眼前的風(fēng)景，不要帶上任何功利的想法。

　　Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you