保證沒走錯

　　對于很多同學(xué)來說，英語一直都是很受歡迎，但是當(dāng)英語遇上幽默，那感覺簡直就是酸爽。下面是小編為您收集整理的保證沒走錯，供大家參考!

　　保證沒走錯

　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

　　在一家電影院里，一名觀眾在演出期間站了起來，沿著他那排位子走到休息室去了。

　　A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問坐在首位的那位男士道：

　　"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

　　“對不起，請問我剛才出去的時候是踩著你的腳嗎?”

　　"Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

　　“是的，不過沒什么關(guān)系，一點也不疼。”

　　"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

　　“噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子?！?/p>

　　NOTES:1. to be on the safe side 為了安全起見

　　例：Just to be on the safe side, we have to leave ASAP. 為了慎重起見，我們必須盡快地離開這里。

　　* ASAP 是 as soon as possible 的縮寫，這個很常用，大家要記住哦~2. make one's way 向……進發(fā)，朝……走去

　　例：I made my way towards the harbor. 我朝港口的方向走。3. at the head of... 在……的最前面;相反，“在……的結(jié)尾，末端”就是 at the end of...4. step on one's foot 踩到某人的腳

　　如果你不慎踩到了別人的腳，別忘了好好道歉哦：Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your foot. 對不起，我不是故意踩你的。

　　昂貴的代價

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　牙科醫(yī)生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。