英語(yǔ)笑話三篇

　　一直學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)，大家也累了吧，也應(yīng)該放松一下，下面是小編為您收集整理的英語(yǔ)笑話三篇，供大家參考!

　　父親在哪

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了一會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄?！?/p>

　　兩個(gè)獵人

　　Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.

　　The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.

　　The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead."

　　Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

　　兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。

　　另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。

　　接線員沉著地說(shuō)：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡?！庇谑?，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問(wèn)：“第二步怎辦?”

　　不是我的錯(cuò)

　　It's not my fault

　　Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

　　Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.不是我的錯(cuò)

　　媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

　　女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。