開(kāi)門(mén)揖盜實(shí)為監(jiān)守自盜雙語(yǔ)美文
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開(kāi)門(mén)揖盜實(shí)為監(jiān)守自盜雙語(yǔ)美文
[1]"I wish Central Bank would be robbed," George Pickens said to himself. He had been making this wish daily from the time he had started work as a teller at the bank.
[2] All over the country banks were being robbed, George thought. Why not this bank? Were robbers scornful of its four-million-dollar capital? Were they afraid of Mr. Ackerman, the old bank guard, who hadn't pulled out his gun in twenty-two years?
[3] Of course George had a reason for wanting the bank to be robbed. After all, he couldn't simply take the thick bundles of bills that were under his hands all day long. So he had thought of another way to get them. His plan was simple. It went like this:
If Bank Robber A holds up Bank Teller B...
And if Bank Teller B gives Bank Robber A a certain amount of money...
What is to prevent Bank Teller B from keeping all the money left and claiming that it was stolen by Bank Robber A?
There was only one problem. Where was Bank Robber A?
[4] One morning George entered the bank feeling something was about to happen. "Good morning, Mr. Burrows." He said cheerfully. The bank president said something in a low voice and went into his office.
[5] At two o'clock Bank Robber A walked in. George knew he was a bank robber. For one thing, be slipped in. For another thing, be wore a mask.
[6] "This is a holdup," the man said roughly. He took a pistol from his pocket. The guard made a small sound. "You," the bank robber said, "lie down on the floor." Mr. Ackerman lay down. The robber stepped over to George's cage.
"All right," he said. "Hand it over."
"Yes, sir," said George. "Would you like it in ten- or twenty-dollar bills?"
"Just hand it over!"
[7] George reached into his cashbox and took all the bills from the top section--close to six thousand dollars. He passed them through the window. The robber snatched them, put them into his pocket, and turned to leave.
[8] Then, while everyone watched Bank Robber A, Bank Teller B calmly lifted off the top section of the cashbox and slipped bills from the bottom section into his pockets.
[9] The door swung and the bank robber was gone. George fainted. When he woke he smiled up at the worried faces looking down at him. "I'm all right," he said bravely.
[1]“要是中央銀行被搶了該多好，”喬治·皮肯斯自言自語(yǔ)道。自從在銀行里開(kāi)始擔(dān)任出納員之日起，他就每天都琢磨著要實(shí)現(xiàn)這個(gè)愿望。
(2)喬治想，全國(guó)所有的銀行都被搶過(guò)，為什么唯獨(dú)這家銀行沒(méi)被搶呢?強(qiáng)盜們是看不上這400萬(wàn)元的資本嗎?他們是害怕這家銀行的老門(mén)衛(wèi)阿克曼先生嗎?他22年來(lái)從沒(méi)有掏出過(guò)他的槍。
(3)當(dāng)然，喬治想要這家銀行被搶是有個(gè)理由的。畢竟，他不能輕易地拿走整天價(jià)打他手頭點(diǎn)過(guò)的成捆成捆的厚厚的鈔票。因而他已想出了另一個(gè)弄到錢(qián)的辦法。他的計(jì)劃很簡(jiǎn)單。就像這樣：
如果銀行搶劫犯A以武力威脅銀行的出納員B……
而且如果銀行出納員B給銀行搶劫犯A一筆相當(dāng)可觀的錢(qián)……
什么會(huì)阻止銀行出納員B留下剩下的那些錢(qián)而宣稱都被銀行搶劫犯A搶走了呢?
只有一個(gè)問(wèn)題。銀行搶劫犯A在哪里呢?
(4)一天早晨，喬治走進(jìn)銀行，感到有什么事情將要發(fā)生?！霸缟虾茫_斯先生。”他興高采烈地說(shuō)道。行長(zhǎng)低聲說(shuō)了句什么就進(jìn)了辦公室。
(5)下午兩點(diǎn)鐘，銀行搶劫犯A進(jìn)來(lái)了。喬治知道他是一個(gè)銀行搶劫犯。因?yàn)?，第一，他是溜進(jìn)來(lái)的;第二，他戴了一個(gè)面具。
〔6〕“這是一次持槍搶劫，”這人粗暴地說(shuō)道。他從口袋里掏出一支手槍。門(mén)衛(wèi)發(fā)出了一點(diǎn)小小的聲音?！澳?，”銀行搶劫犯說(shuō)道，“躺到地上?！卑⒖寺壬闪讼氯?。搶劫犯跨步來(lái)到喬治有柵窗的工作間。 “好了，”他說(shuō)?！鞍彦X(qián)交出來(lái)?！?/p>
“是的，先生?！眴讨未鸬??！澳敢庖?0元一張的還是20元一張的?”
“都交出來(lái)!”
〔7)喬治把手伸進(jìn)現(xiàn)金柜里，從上層格子中取出所有的鈔票一將近6000元。他將錢(qián)由窗口遞了出來(lái)。搶劫犯一把抓過(guò)錢(qián)，放入口袋，然后轉(zhuǎn)身就走。
(8)就在人們都注視著銀行搶劫犯A時(shí)，銀行出納員B卻悄悄地提起現(xiàn)金柜上層的格子，把柜子下層的鈔票偷偷地塞入了他自己的口袋中。
(9)門(mén)轉(zhuǎn)了一下，銀行搶劫犯走了。喬治暈了過(guò)去。他醒來(lái)時(shí)，仰望著那些焦急地瞅著他的人們笑了笑?！拔覜](méi)事，”他勇敢地表示道。
[10] "Perhaps you should go home, George," Mr. Bell, the chief auditor said.
[11] As soon as he was safely behind his bedroom door, George took the money from his pockets and counted it. He had seven thousand dollars. He was very happy.
[12] The next morning when George arrived at the bank, it was not open for business. But everyone was there, helping to examine the bank's records for the special audit Mr. Bell was taking.
[13] George was called into Mr. Burrows' office. The bank president seemed strangely cheerful. "George," he said, "I want you to meet Mr. Carruthers, who used to be president of our bank."
[14] "Good morning. George," said Mr. Carruthers. "I was sorry to hear you fainted yesterday. Are you all right now?"
"Yes, sir, just fine, thanks."
[15] "I'm glad to hear it. That was quite an adventure. It just goes to show how easy it is to rob our bank."
"Sir?" said George, confused.
[16] "George, I was sorry to give you a hard time yesterday, but with all the banks being robbed these days I thought it would be a good idea to prove that our little bank can be robbed too. I have retired, but I haven't stopped thinking. That's why I played my little game yesterday, just to keep everybody on his toes."
"I don't understand," said George. "What game?"
[17] The old man laughed and took out a mask. He placed it over his face and said: "All right. Hand it over!" Mr. Burrows laughed but George did not.
[18] "And the money?" George asked in a small voice.
"Don't worry." Mr. Carruthers said. "I put it all back in your cashbox--all six thousand. We're just finishing up the audit now." George turned cold with fear.
[19] Behind them, the door opened and Mr. Bell, the chief auditor, put his head into the room. "Mr. Burrows," he said gravely, "may I see you a moment?"
(10)“也許你該回家歇歇，喬治，”審計(jì)主任貝爾先生說(shuō)。
(11)喬治安然回到宿舍關(guān)上門(mén)以后，就從口袋里掏出錢(qián)數(shù)了起來(lái)。他有了7000元。他滿心歡喜。
(12)第二天上午，喬治到銀行上班時(shí)，銀行還沒(méi)開(kāi)門(mén)營(yíng)業(yè)。但是每個(gè)人都在那兒，幫助檢查銀行的記錄，因?yàn)樨悹栂壬谶M(jìn)行特別查帳。
(13)喬治被叫到伯羅斯先生的辦公室里。銀行行長(zhǎng)似乎出奇地高興?！皢讨?，”他說(shuō)道，“我想讓你見(jiàn)見(jiàn)卡拉瑟斯先生，他從前是我們銀行的行長(zhǎng)?！?/p>
(14)“早上好，喬治，”卡拉瑟斯先生說(shuō)?！奥?tīng)說(shuō)你昨天暈過(guò)去了，我很抱歉。現(xiàn)在好了嗎?”
“好了，先生，好了，謝謝?！?/p>
(15)“聽(tīng)到?jīng)]事了，我很高興。那真是一次險(xiǎn)情。它正有助于表明搶劫我們的銀行是多么容易?！?/p>
“什么，先生?”喬治有點(diǎn)摸不著頭腦地問(wèn)道。
(16)“喬治，很對(duì)不起，昨天讓你受了一次打擊，但是這些天隨著所有的銀行被搶，我想來(lái)驗(yàn)證一下我們的小銀行也會(huì)被搶劫看來(lái)是個(gè)好主意。我雖已退休，但我沒(méi)有停止思考。這就是為什么昨天我做了一場(chǎng)小游戲，只是為了讓每個(gè)人都保持警惕。”
“我不明白，”喬說(shuō)?！笆裁从螒?”
(17)這位老人大笑，然后拿出一個(gè)面具。他把它戴在他的臉上，說(shuō)道：“好了，把錢(qián)交出來(lái)!”卡拉瑟斯先生笑了，喬治卻沒(méi)有。
(18)“那么錢(qián)呢?”喬治低聲問(wèn)道。
“別擔(dān)心，”卡拉瑟斯先生說(shuō)道?！拔乙寻彦X(qián)全放回到你的現(xiàn)金柜子里了一總共是6000元。我們現(xiàn)在就要檢查完這筆帳目了?！眴讨文戭澬捏@，剎時(shí)面無(wú)人色。
(19)在他們背后，門(mén)開(kāi)了，審計(jì)主任貝爾先生將頭伸進(jìn)屋來(lái)。“伯羅斯先生，”他嚴(yán)肅地問(wèn)道，“我可以和您談?wù)剢?”
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