有趣的勵志名言
名言有很多，那么大家來看一下小編總結的吧!接下來，小編給大家準備了有趣的勵志名言,歡迎大家參考與借鑒。
Funny Inspirational Quotes
有趣的勵志名言
1. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde“
跟悲觀主義的人借錢吧。他不會指望你會還錢。”——奧斯卡•王爾德
2. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin“
首先醫(yī)生告訴我一個好消息：有一種疾病將以我的名字命名?！?mdash;—史蒂夫•馬丁
3. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov“
那些以為自己什么都知道的人對于確實知道的我們來說是巨大的煩惱。”——艾薩克•阿西莫夫
4. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard“
別對生活太認真了，否則你將永遠無法活著逃出去。”——阿爾伯特•哈伯德
5. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire“
生活中唯一的謎團是為什么神風特攻隊的飛行員要戴著頭盔?！?mdash;—艾爾•麥奎爾
6. “Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry“
任何情況下都不要在同一個晚上同時服用安眠藥和瀉藥?！?mdash;—戴夫•巴里
7. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Flip Wilson“
如果你認為沒有人在意你是否活著，那就試著躲債?！?mdash;—菲利普•威爾遜
8. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford“
女人的思路比男人更清晰：因為她們更常改變?！?mdash;—奧利弗•黑爾福德
9. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright“
我要永遠活下去，長久又有意義”——史蒂夫•萊特
10. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Unknown“
沒有什么比在知道是自己做錯的情況下還跟別人爭論更糟糕的了?！?mdash;—佚名
11. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle“
如果人類真的在不斷進化，為什么母親只有兩只手?”——米爾頓•伯利
12. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Unkown“
我夢想有一個更加美好的明天，那是一個小雞能夠過馬路并且不用被質疑動機的明天?！?mdash;—佚名
13. “When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby“
當你上法庭時，你將把你的命運托付給十二個不夠聰明以至于無法擺脫陪審員義務的人手上?！?mdash;—努姆•克魯斯比
14. “To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.” – Unkown“
人非圣賢孰能無過，但把過錯推給別人顯示出了一個人的管理潛力?！?mdash;—佚名
15. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones“
守時伴隨著的一個缺點是沒有人會欣賞他?！?mdash;—富蘭克林•瓊斯
擴展：愛情名人名言范例
1. “Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.“
愛情就是把別人的幸?？吹帽茸约旱闹匾??！?mdash;—杰爾遜•布朗
2. “You can’t blame gravity for falling love.” – Albert Einstein“
你不能因陷入愛情而責備重力?！?mdash;—阿爾伯特•愛因斯坦
3. “Don’t forget to love yourself.” – Soren Kierkegaard“
別忘了愛你自己?！?mdash;—索倫•克爾凱郭爾
4. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn“
生活中最好的事情是擁有彼此?！?mdash;—奧黛麗•赫本
5. “I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.“
我決定去愛。因為仇恨是一個很大的負擔。”——馬丁•路德•金
6. “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” – Aristotle“
愛情是在兩個不同的身體里住著同一個靈魂?！?mdash;—亞里士多德
7. “Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Franklin P. Jones“
愛情不能使地球運轉，但愛情能讓你的人生旅途更有價值?！?mdash;—富蘭克林•瓊斯
8. “I look at you and see the rest of my life in front of my eyes.” – Unknown“
我看著你，預視到了你將會陪我走過余生。”——佚名
9. “The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller “
世界上最美好的事情往往是看不見也聽不見的，我們必須用心去感受?！焙?bull;凱勒
10. “I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.” – Lord of The Rings“
我寧愿花一輩子和你在一起，也不愿意獨自一人走完一生。”——《指環(huán)王》
11. “If I know what love is, it is because of you.” – Herman Hesse“
因為你，我才知道了什么是愛情?！?mdash;—赫爾曼•黑塞
12. “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” – Plato“
戀愛中的每個人都是詩人?！?mdash;—柏拉圖
13. “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” – Lao-Tzu“
被一個人深愛會給予你力量，而愛一個人會給你勇氣。”——老子
14. “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” – H. L. Mencken“
愛情就像一場戰(zhàn)爭：很容易開始，卻很難結束?！?mdash;—亨利•路易斯•門肯
15. “Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.” – Ernest Hemingway“
愛過，又失去愛，總好過從未愛過?！?mdash;—歐內斯特•米勒爾•海明威
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