經典英語段子
大家對于中文的段子都很熟悉，那就來看看外國人是怎么幽默的吧!下面是學習啦小編為大家整理的經典英語段子，希望大家能夠喜歡。
經典英語段子大全
1：when tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more importantin ur memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by time. this is nota train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. it isthe truth that we’ve all grown up. and we become different.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車里，與相鄰列車交錯時，仿佛自己在前進的錯覺，而是我們真實的在成長，在這件事里成了另一個自己。
2：happy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某種癖好的人是幸福的。
3：i’m single. 我是單身貴族。
4：if you leave me, please don’t comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. 離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
5：totheworldyoumaybeoneperson,buttoonepersonyoumaybetheworld.對于世界而言，你是一個人;但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
6：to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對于世界而言，你是一個人;但是對于某個人，你是他的整個世界。
7：men alleged oath, but is a beautiful lies just.男人所謂的誓言，不過是個美麗的謊言而已。
8：a true love is what doesn‘t strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum. 真正的愛情是不講究熱鬧不講究排場不講究繁華更不講究嚎頭的
9：all things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事先難后易。
10：when you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. if the sky is still vast , clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn’t take away the world that belongs to you.當你的心真的在痛，眼淚快要流下來的時候，那就趕快抬頭看看，這片曾經屬于我們的天空;當天依舊是那么的廣闊，云依舊那么的瀟灑，那就不應該哭，因為我的離去，并沒有帶走你的世界
11：life is the flower for which love is the honey. 生命如花，愛情是蜜。
12：有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。The darkness is no darkness with thee.
13：the man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ". 凡是決心取得勝利的人是從來不說“不可能的”。
14：make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你嘗試了解他人和盼望他人了解你之前,先把你變成一 個更好的人和了解自己的人。
15：the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.失去某人，最糟糕的莫過于，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
16：one word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.that word is love. 有一個詞可以讓我們擺脫生活中所有的負擔和痛苦，那就是"愛情"。
17：i can't afford to bear the deep feeling is the burden, sweet prattle深情是我擔不起的重擔，情話只是偶然兌現的謊言。
18：Happy happy birthday chum.There'll be many many more to come!
19：if i had a single flower for every time i think about you, i could walk forever in my garden. 假如每次想起你我都會得到一朵鮮花，那么我將永遠在花叢中徜徉。
20：it hurts to love someone and not be loved in return . but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. 只有付出的愛是痛苦的，但比這更痛苦是愛一個人卻沒有勇氣讓那人知道你的感情。
21：Fair is foul, and foul is fair. (Macbeth 1)美即是丑，丑即是美。——《麥克白》
22：i fear every lasting "typing" which finally brings me only"ok.=)"我害怕，害怕每次長時間的“正在輸入”，換來的都是一句：哦。呵呵。
23：your desperation my desolation 你的憂傷像我的絕望那樣漫長。
24：Frailty, thy name is woman! (Hamlet 2)脆弱啊，你的名字是女人!——《哈姆雷特》
25：miracles happen every day. 奇跡每天都在發(fā)生.
26：every day i miss you. it is a hard time for me to miss you but it is even harder not to do so. in such a contrary mood, i miss you deeply!在每個想念的日子，想你不容易，不想你更難，愿以一片難懂的心情，深深思念你!
27：do you understand the feeling of missing someone it is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.你知道思念一個人的滋味嗎，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很長很長的時間流成熱淚。
28：此情可待成追憶，只是當時已惘然 i can stay to recall, only then has disconsolate
29：don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to.不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
30：i suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.there are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就覺得自己像個華麗的木偶,演盡了所有的悲歡離合,可是背上總是有無數閃亮的銀色絲線,操縱 我的哪怕一舉手一投足.
31：I would rather love someone I can`t have than have someone I can`t Love.我寧愿愛上一個我不能擁有的人，也不想擁有一個我無法愛上的人。
32：Ocurse of marriage, that we can call these delicate creatures ours, and not their appetites! (Othello 3)啊!婚姻的煩惱!我們可以把這些可愛的人兒據為己有，卻無法掌控她們的各種欲望。——《奧賽羅》
33：in this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.每段愛情在走向終結時,倒帶回去,一路上或花草鮮美，或落英繽紛，而最初總是傾心的。
34：you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只為你一人守侯，千夜的戀歌只為你一人而唱。
35：We hope that you enjoy this special day and your birthday grows happier by the minute!我們祝你歡慶這一天，愿你生日的快樂與分俱增!
36： Love to talk about a bit of a surprise to people to learn the total patient injury。談一場戀愛，學會了忍耐，總有些意外，會讓人受傷害。
37：without you, my life don't know how to describe.沒有你，我的生活不知道該怎樣去形容。
38：to the world you may be just one person. to the person you may be the world. 對于世界，你可能只是一個人，但對于某個人，你卻是整個世界。
39：for lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.若要可愛的眼睛，要看到別人的好處。
40：all things come to those who wait. 蒼天不負有心人
經典英語段子精選
1：you broke my heart into pieces. 你令我心都碎了。
2：i love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i am with you. 我愛你，不是因為你是一個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與你在一起時的感覺。
3：distancemakestheheartsgrowfonder.距離使兩顆心靠得更近。
4：every day may not be good...but there's something good in every day. 并不是每一天都是好日子，但每一天一定會有些好事會發(fā)生。
5：you know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you.你可知我百年的孤寂只為你一人守侯，千夜的戀歌只為你一人而唱。
6：how many dream had, and never came into my heart.多少夢幻的曾經，也不曾走進莪的心。
7：O, what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side! (Measure for Measure 2)唉!一個人外表可以裝得像天使，但卻可能把自己掩藏在內心深處!——《一報還一報》
8：my wishes are fools, they shout across thy song, my master. let me but listen. 神呀，我的那些愿望真是愚傻呀，它們雜在你的歌聲中喧叫著呢。讓我只是靜聽著吧。
9：who has the material to survive, people have a dream only talk about life. you have to understand life and life different animal survival, while others life.人有了物質才能生存，人有了夢想才談得上生活。你要了解生存與生活的不同嗎?動物生存，而人則生活。
10：it‘s ture that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it ,but it’s also ture that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives 的確只有當我們失去時才知道曾擁有的是什么，同樣，只有當我們擁有了才知道曾經失去了什么。
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